PHOTO: Freeper Girl

[nookiemonster]

I would give her the benefit of the doubt if she would just take off all that goofy shit.

[Arkana]

1. Hey, look--a ten gallon hat on a one-quart head.

[lilsourgoose]

2. She looks OK, but I'll bet...

...she has severe halitosis.

[St. Jarvitude]

8. Can't even see her face

I'd wager those're implants, too.

Looks pretty underweight too... hard to tell with just the arms visible really.

[yankeedem]

3. She'd look even better in cammys

and an unarmored Jeep in Iraq.

[Oddman]

4. Lots of crabs rustlin' in the bushes . . .

[maine_raptor]

5. If repukes are sooooooooooo sexy,

then why don't folks ask for a piece of elephant?

[Rebellious Republican]

6. Yes, just ask Bill O'Rielly! ................

I'm Too Sexy

Sung by: Right Said Fred
Written by: Fred Fairbass, Richard Fairbass and Rob Manzoli

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

[GingerSnaps]

7. She would expose herself as a true bra size AAA

She is wearing a Wonder-bra that takes you from a size AAA to a size barely B. Plus she has to wear a hat to hide part of her face.

[mitchum]

9. So, that's why they have to use prostitutes and harass co-workers?

[symphony]

10. and in pure redneck fashion

Did daddy Rove design this wonder of tastefulness?

Oh no, it's the wolf commercial on TV again ... save meeeeeee!!! I'm scared !:boring: