Caption this Bush rally photo

[Hoffnung]

[Maat]

1. See, Stepford Wives really do exist!

[CC]

2. Welcome to the bored nt

[seraph]

3. "It's past my bedtime. I wish she'd shut the fuck up"

[goclark]

4. Off the suit, where is the tailor!

[NAO]

5. God, are you still there? Does this mean I can finally kick back?

[texas1928]

6. Everybody is looking over to the right

Must be some protesters.

[Quadrajet]

7. "Get your finger out of my a$$!!"

[maddezmom]

8. note: talk to SS, Karen and Rove, not everyone takes the pledge seriouslyl

[txindy]

9. "Please keep my husband in the WH and too busy to be alone with me.

Please, I'm begging you! Don't send him home!!!!"

[danbee46]

10. Look at his mouth...

...I put Crazy Glue in his grits.

[flordehinojos]

25. yes... his mouth seems always to tell the whole story.

i wondered who he was looking at so disdainfully! or, did he not have a big enough turn out and was he looking disdainfully at the people because they did not show him up better? this is a man who has contempt for the world and his face shows it in this picture. his mouth is the clue to the story. i agree.

[Roland99]

11. "Hmm...so that's what a hand up a butt feels like"

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[Maiden England]

12. were is everybody?

they said I've have at least 20 people.....damn that Bruce Springsteen, they must all be at his 'concert'.

[marmar]

13. I can't wait to get back to all those big juicy steaks in Texas....

[newyawker99]

32. Hi marmar!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Lancer]

14. This grim tableau

is about as cheery as a baby's open grave.

[Proud2BAmurkin]

15. "What's the point? I lost. I wanna go to bed with my pilluh"

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[ncteechur]

16. Hey Pickles! Got a smoke??

[slestak]

17. "I sure hope she doesn't forget Poland." n/t

[ncteechur]

18. I wonder if she's sleeping with Dick?

[ncteechur]

19. Is she talking about me or John Kerry ??

[cynatnite]

20. If I win, can I be declared emporer next? I'll ask Karl n/t

[cynatnite]

21. Everyone needs a Dick like my Dick n/t

[bigpenguin]

22. Meow meow meow meow,

Meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow, Meow meow meow meow!

[sakabatou]

23. I could've sworn my wife was a Mrs. Potato Head...

[Straight Shooter]

24. What's that up in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nooooo!

It's SUPER KERRY!!!

[Bozos for Bush]

26. She's getting to be as bad as my mom.

[DELUSIONAL]

27. After the sleeping boy -- you'd think they learn about

putting crowds of people behind bushie.

The people get my attention BEFORE I look at his ugly face.

Pickles had plastic surgery -- cheek implants and tucks around her eyes -- looks like to me.

[Abelman]

28. God, there's so many!

"Did I just fart?"

"That guy looks just like my coke dealer."

"Where the hell is Rove with my earpiece?"

(Laura)"No, he isn't that good in bed."

[killbotfactory]

29. "Who let a negro get in?"

"Rove toid me we were trying to discourage them from voting..."

[liberal N proud]

30. WOW! Look Laura, you are on the big television screen

How do they do that? It never stops amazingly me, what will they thik of next?

[Harlan James]

31. Shrub thinks: "Betcha nobody here would believe...

...that we haven't had sex in years."