Bush is tired. Quits and goes back to the White House.

[bigtree]

Kerry says he'll keep working till 8:00

It's Hard Work!

[PROGRESSIVE1]

1. Kerry will work for the people 24/7 and Bushler will give....

up after he gets what he wants done.

Kerry is the President!!!

[KingChicken]

2. Keep going Kerry, almost there!

GOTV!

[kayell]

3. Time for *s nap. He never misses it.

[July]

4. Yeah, Bush wants to fondle everything in the Oval Office one more time.

They'll have to pry him off the desk.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

24. Does he get to take Saddam's gun with him?

If not, they'll have to take him out of the office with a S.W.A.T. team...or one of those tranquilizer darts they used to use on "Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom"...

:evilgrin:

[AspenRose]

28. Marlon: "Why Jim, what kind of animal is that?"

Jim: "Well Marlon, it is a chimpanzee of some sort, very reluctant to leave it's unnatural habitat."

*bang* goes the dart gun ;-)

[Edmond Dantes]

26. No, Bush wants to piss all over the Oval Office ...

on his way out the door. And every member of the Cabinet will do the same thing in the executive departments and agencies--right after they raid the agency til, shred documents, and retaliate against people they do not like.

[maine_raptor]

5. Yup, heading to the WH to pack.

Did you see the Cleveland press mini-conf?

The Prez announced that Laura got laid!

Yup, said he and Laura spent some "quality time" together. Of course Pickles just kept that Jack Nickelson "Joker" smile going the whole time.

[wellstone_democrat]

9. Good God, you are kidding right?

He hinted that he got laid?

Well, I find that hard to believe if their polls (and demeanor to match) say its going down the toliet...my guess is that guy would be angry not amorous....

[maine_raptor]

11. Nope, not kidding, he said that and

he did it with one of his snarky smerks.

Anyone got a link to the vid of that?

[babylonsister]

13. I saw that and thought the same thing!

And all I can say is E-W-W-W-W-W!

[Hubert Flottz]

14. Does that mean he farted and pulled the covers over her head?

That's how GOPers have sex!

[DoYouEverWonder]

22. I hope you

don't speak from experience?

[slestak]

34. AKA

the Dutch Oven

[Radio-Active]

23. can you say..

sympathy fuck?

[maine_raptor]

27. For who? G or L? n/t

[Radio-Active]

29. George, of course!

[LibDemAlways]

31. He said the same stupid thing at

least once before. His euphemism for sex is "quality time." Who the hell wants to know what goes on in the chimp's bedroom? Laura should have whacked him the last time he said it. Only an ignorant dumb ass moron would let the press in on his personal life. Disgusting.

[robbedvoter]

36. Second time during the prezduncy (first at Crawford 2001)

Must be very proud when he manages it and needs reassurance from press corps. Hard work. very well, Mr Preznit, well done , sir!

[dogtag]

6. That was a sad little procession on the White House lawn.

Shrub, Pickles, spawn and crew exited the copter and walked to the WH rather slowly and with zero energy.

[soothsayer]

8. Yeah---I was thrilled to see that, even with all the flag waving morons

cheering him on. Even Barney gave him the cold shoulder. (Barney's voting Dem!)

[pagerbear]

7. Presidentin' is hard work!

[Hornito]

10. He's probably firing up the shredders.....

n/t

[bigtree]

12. All the important stuff

is at the second White House where Cheney (Strangelove) hangs out.

[lebkuchen]

15. Enjoy it while you can, asshole!

[bigtree]

30. .

[Straight Shooter]

16. Quality time: Laura peeled the chimp's banana

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Claire Beth]

17. Go Kerry GOOOO!!!! n/t

[GreenPoet64]

18. Looks tired to me in this photo!

[maine_raptor]

19. Nervous anticipation?

Worried if he'll finally be able to induct Laura into the "Mile High" club after all those failed attempts over the past four years?

[Amaya]

20. Looks like he's about cry

He knows

[Ripley]

25. Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!

Who's that with him? Did he adopt a new daughter? Sheesh, she must have completed the Fembot transformation process.

[Bridget Burke]

33. Laura's doing fine.

The pig farm will be sold--some Bush friend will give them a good price for it. They'll buy a house in some Metroplex gated community; he can golf & go to Rangers games.

Laura will begin spending more time away--Austin would be fun. She can find some charity cause that needs her presence. The twins will visit occasionally--they also think Austin would be fun.

[jmowreader]

32. That's not tiredness. That's resignation.

Bush knows Kerry is about to hand his ass to him one final time.

[loudsue]

35. GAWD! Is he going to CRY?? Or is he gonna nuke somebody?

With him you never know, of course.

If Kerry indeed DOES win decisively, the next few months could be vewey, vewey dangerous!!!

On edit: I wish Skinner would post that picture of chimpy's face on the front page!!! It tells us all what we wanted to know!!

:kick:

[pointblank]

37. Bush has his finger on the trigger and his sights set on Fallujah

Prepare for a lot of casualties in Iraq no matter who wins over the next few days...friggin monkey

[pdx_prog]

21. Shrubya and pickles

are going to chain themselves to a column so no one can make them move...

[SiouxJ]

38. Poor baby. He needs a nice looooooooong vacation

that's what he does best anyway, so let him have one.