Just on MSNBC that Bush speechwriters have written two speeches

[AnIndependentTexan]

[seraph]

1. What...

One for if he loses, and another for if he gets slaughtered?

[Chichiri]

2. One if they find Zoey, the other if they don't?

sorry, couldn't resist. ;)

[wellstone_democrat]

3. bwa-ha ha ha

very nice

[onenote]

8. rotflmao

I soooo needed that right now...cut the tension better than a shot of Jack Daniels!

onenote

[robbedvoter]

9. Who is Zoey?

That they reported this is significant (it IS non-news, but for the reporting itself)

[kmla]

15. Zoey is President Bartlett's daughter on The West Wing.

She was kidnapped a few years ago in one of the story lines. The speechwriters wrote two speeches for Pres. Bartlett - one if she lived, and one if she didn't.

[Infomaniac]

17. From the West Wing

It's from the TV show, the West Wing. This refers to an episode where President Jason Bartlett's daughter Zoey was kidnapped. Before her rescue, the WH speechwriters wrote 2 speeches. One if she was alive and one if she wasn't.

[Borgnine]

20. Don't be silly.

Toby is on OUR side!

[hlthe2b]

21. LOL..................that hit on target!

[Walt Starr]

4. They're prepping Bushbots for that "second speech"

Ahh, I shouldn't get cokcy...

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screw that, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[SaveElmer]

5. That doesn't really mean anything

Candidates typically do that no matter what.

[Shadder]

6. Only one was really needed

God, I've waited a long time for this...as we all have.

[Rose Siding]

7. In large print with easy words

Damn! If he weren't so scared of horses, he could ride off into the sunset.

[Shadder]

12. and a few crayola pictures for him to look at

while attempting to read the thing.

[The Chronicler]

10. 1)Concession 2)Legal Action

[Kahuna]

14. *Snarf*

:D

[Technowitch]

11. Every candidate has this ready

[Shadder]

13. True, but most others know how to read

the things....

[Bryan]

16. I'll bet you money that Team Kerry did too

If the Senator isn't staring at a TV and absent-mindedly fingering two folds of paper in his jacket pocket right now, I'll eat a straw hat. And follow it with a pair of loafers.

[0rganism]

18. Let me guess. A stealin' speech and a litigatin' speech?

Maybe he's got some more WAR for us to enjoy.

[AmerDem]

19. should have written three

another for the plea bargain after Kerry is done investigating his ass!

[Ice4Clark]

22. Wonder if they will wire him for his delivery?

Maybe he could get through at least one speech without stumbling, stammering or electrified.