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Wed Nov-03-04 07:20 PM
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If You're President, Just LAUNCH A WAR! YOU'RE GUARANTEED RE-ELECTION! |
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According to the media group-think, Americans don't like to vote out a war time president.
So let this be a lesson to all you current presidents, and presidential hopefuls! Once you get into office, JUST LAUNCH A WAR! Doesn't have to be just and you don't even need a reason.
Just attack a country, and you're guaranteed re-election. Americans are that simple.
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Wed Nov-03-04 09:05 PM
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1. Not to mention - winning most of the seats in congress.... |
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He will fry in hell for this....
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Wed Nov-03-04 09:06 PM
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2. Also, you can NOT be criticized for it, ever. |
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You can't be criticized before the war, because that's "reading tea leaves."
You can't be criticized during the war, because the "troops are in harm's way."
You can't be criticized after the war, because that's "Monday morning quarterbacking."
Ergo, you're home free!!
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Wed Nov-03-04 09:08 PM
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Wed Nov-03-04 09:08 PM
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3. America loves fuckups and miserable failures. |
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