What books do you think will be the first to be burned?

[Mobius]

Im thinking, Darwin's "Origin of Species" or anything by Al Franken.

[Eye and Monkey]

1. about the same time, the first of the internets will be closed down

Those internets, they're just full of rumors. And the bloggers spread erroneous information, like those faked exit polls.

[Robert Oak]

2. Richard Clarke's "Against all Enemies", too much truth n/t

[Morning Dew]

3. My Pet Goat - and it will be forbidden to speak of it.

[arewenotdemo]

9. Though Laura will keep a copy to put Chimp to bed

[missouri dem]

4. They won't burn books they will burn

the intellectual class. No danger of the sheep reading those books.

[incapsulated]

5. The Dictionary

We can't have people knowing the correct pronunciation and meaning of words, now, can we? It would make our leaders look bad.

[missouri dem]

7. And who needs to use all those big words? Jebus wouldn't want us to.

And the weasel doesn't know any.

[PretzelWarrior]

6. good point. I was thinking about that.

I'm guessing any thing by Hitchens, Steven Hawking, or dudes with foreign sounding names.

People will flock to Left Behind and Scarlet Letter.

[Robeson]

8. Gore Vidal Books, Carl Sagan books, and...

...of course, intellectuals will be ostracized

[ComerPerro]

10. The Bible

Face it. Its better for the Republicans that people do not read this. If they did, they would realize just how full of shit that Bush and all the other assholes who claim to be Christian really are.

The Republicans would be better off if they could have it the way it was in the middle ages, when the only way people could find out the word of God was to hear it from the Priest (who could interperate and quote it as he saw fit, since no one could double-check).

A new Bible will be written, the Newer Testement According to George W Bush. It will be written in crayon.

[sub.theory]

11. Everything except the Bible

and that will be required reading.

[Buddyblazon]

12. Well...I wouldn't stop them if they started burning those....

pimply faced, braces, training bra books by Judy Blume.

[Mobius]

13. HEY NOW LAY THE FUCK OFF JUDY BLUME MAN!!!

They helped me through many a tearful teenage year :cry:

yes, Im kidding...

[Buddyblazon]

14. "FOREVER" was my first...ahem...."puberty experience".

Not knocking her...I rubbed a couple out to her stuff when I was 12.