Bush's Blessing Raises Arafat from the Dead !!! A resurrection miracle

[T Bone]

Bush was told at his press conference that Arafat was dead, had died, and asked for his first reaction---His first reaction was to say "I hope God will Bless his Soul."

NOW,,,,it turns out Arafat is NOT DEAD but alive. He LIVES again. I think Bush has performed his first resurrection !!! Too bad he can't resurrect the American soldiers he has sent needlessley to their deaths in Iraq.

[LuminousX]

1. First Miracle, Two More Needed for Sainthood

[Spider Jerusalem]

2. Sait George of Crawford.

Patron of alcoholics, bankruptcy, and cowards.

[Straight Shooter]

3. I thought Arafat came out of coma, learned election results, and died

God knows the news almost killed me

[T Bone]

4. He is not dead yet

Poor Bushie will have to pretend all over again that he is sad. But pretending must be fun, Bush does so much of it.