OK I have a story it's IRONIC about a single Pregnant Rethug...

[xultar]

I have a friend. She's a DWF Re-thug, we don't talk politics much, but I did tell her that she will have a son of Draft age in 2 years and if she votes for * I will hold her responsible if he gets Drafted.

Now, she's dating a re-thug. She's more than likely preggers with this re thugs baby. He's acting like an ass (which most men do re-thug or not). He told her that he lied and that he wasn't actually 100% divorced yet. Furthermore, he's blaming her for ending their relationship because shes preggers (not like she got preggers by herself)

Long story short...

She was considering lying having an abortion lying to his ass and trying to keep the relationship. (yes, women can be stoopid) I said but I thought you were a re-thug, why would you let him force you to change your beliefs. I told her, LUCKY YOU HAVE A CHOICE...but you won't soon because of *. I said that is why God gave women the ability to have children because we are smarter and we have compassion and love.

I told her she makes the decision whether or not she has the baby. Despite the fact that he is acting like an ASS. I told her he's not really a good re-thug if he's blaming you acting and behaving like a prick and making it difficult for you to want to keep the baby. Seems like he's pushing you to have an abortion without saying it directly. If he was a good re-thug...if there could be one. He'd take responsibility for the baby either just financially or he'd marry you. Either way how can he call himself a rethug and behave in this immoral way?

Then I told her that we live in a red state and pretty soon we wouldn't have choice cuz like 90% of the GA legislature is re-thug and the governor is a re-thug. I told her I was moving to Toronto. She wants to move back to her Blue state.

I said no you need to keepa your assa right here with your bubba mutherfuckers. But don't let him take your choice and then pretend to be a part of the moral majority.

I told her she has CHOICES which means she can have it and make him take financial responsibilities, she can have it and not make him take financial responsibility, she can have it and give it up for adoption, she can have it and move to a blue state or have it and stay in this God forsaken red state. BUT SHE HAS A CHOICE, that is what I voted for and what she voted against.

YES, I shouldn't have put politics in this discussion. BUT, how can re-thugs vote on morality and not be the pillars of morality themselves. Unfortunately though we think they are bush-bots they are still human. So the moral majority leaders lead their flock to a fountain of poisoned kool-aid. I am cracking up.

Those 59 million effin idiots voted for morality and are still making mistakes like the rest of us. I think we should all leave let them have this broken down piece of shit messed up evil empire to themselves, lets effin move and let them cook in their won juices.

Once they realize that they have actually chosen to have their freedom limited they will be no better than the folks we liberated in Iraq.

Fuckin funny in deedie do.

[flygal]

1. I have a friend who had an abortion...

and her mom signs the pro-life mother's day ad in the newspaper every year and gives them lots of $$$$$.

I also have a repug aunt who told me she's an athiest - WTF?! She's an alcoholic, cheats on her husband with a married man, and puts her family dead last! Morals indeed.

[xultar]

2. The rethugs can keep the drunk skanky types... ;)

[Catherine Vincent]

3. When you pointed out her hypocrisy, did she switch to choice?

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

6. The moral majority types tend to be the biggest hypocrites.

Sounds like a stereotype, but to me, the ones who are all 'high and mighty' seem to be the ones to fall flat on their face, er, from 'grace.'

[Brewman_Jax]

4. They're seeing that it's no fun...

being forced to live in the hell of their own construction.

[Tweed]

5. Don't got to Toronto

Please stay here!

[xultar]

7. WHY with these effin snaggle tooth no bath takin bubba MoFos?

You gotta b jokin