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FunBobbyMucha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 08:10 AM
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Wanna laugh? I piss off Freepers on my way to work!
The back of my truck now has a screenprint of Bush with devil horns, and a word balloon that says "Hope your sons like sand!"

An SUV driver behind me this morning starts shaking his head. I nod mine. He mouths the words "Fuck you."

Then I hold up the sign in my back seat that says "Get to work--gotta pay that 3 trillion dollar debt!"

He's screaming and hitting his steering wheel as I drive off.

LOL
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DoNotRefill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 08:11 AM
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1. Depending on where you live....
that's a good way to get shot.
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FunBobbyMucha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 10:12 AM
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12. I live in SC, so I see your point...
on the other hand, I'm very nihilistic right now and spoiling for a fight. I keep a lead pipe in my car, and would love a self-defense alibi for beating down a freeper right now.

Dangerous and stupid, I know, but my country was stolen.
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RT Atlanta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 10:14 AM
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13. Good for you Fun
My folks live in CAE on the lake (closer to Lexington/Irmo), and I see that kind a lot when we're visiting. Mindless fucks - thank you for keeping up the fight!
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DoNotRefill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 10:40 AM
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16. Just remember...
a .45 beats a lead pipe every time....

Stay safe...
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Carl Yasutomo Donating Member (153 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 08:17 AM
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2. Isn't the debt up to something like 7 trillion now?
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mtnsnake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 08:18 AM
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3. Wanna really piss them off.....and live to tell about it?
Make up a couple hundred bumper stickers that have the same saying on them as your screenprint does and, when no one's around, paste them on the back bumpers of selected freeper acquaintances of yours. Just don't get caught.

You can even follow some of them around in your own vehicle to watch the excitement.
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ProdigalJunkMail Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 08:45 AM
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10. ooohhh...goody...vandalism n/t
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 08:25 AM
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4. Someone else here said that three words that really piss them off are...
..."My Pet Goat".
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Darth_Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 08:35 AM
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5. LOL, here's something for a bumper sticker.
My friend Georgie likes readin', he likes "My Pet Goat" and the cookies teacher brings in. :evilgrin:

Sorry. :)
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Flammable Materials Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 08:36 AM
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6. I made this one:
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nickfaldo7 Donating Member (24 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 08:44 AM
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9. i love it eom
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merbex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 08:41 AM
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7. First laugh I've had in days
thanks
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 08:42 AM
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8. I live in a concealed carry state.
I'll pass, thanks!
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funkybutt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 08:47 AM
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11. You Fucking ROCK!!
FunBobbyMucha, you just made my morning. NOW I'm ready to go to work. Bwahahahaha!!

I love that visual, "He's screaming and hitting his steering wheel as I drive off."


thanks man :)
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Mr_Spock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 10:15 AM
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14. You are my hero. I only have "DEFEAT HATRIOTISM" in my rear
window. And I only one finger salute any vehicle with any * stickers on it.
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Cats Against Frist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 10:26 AM
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15. Thanks, That's a good one
I was going to go the "chilling" route with a bumpersticker that says: "It Can't Happen Here."
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 10:46 AM
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17. LOL! That's pretty good.
You're a brave dude!
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