A twist on Bush loyalty oaths

[Carl Yasutomo]

Since Bush was so fond of making people sign loyalty oaths before allowing them to attend his rallies, let's expand the use of such oaths for the following purposes:

Only people who have pledged loyalty to Bush will be sent to Iraq or have their kids sent to Iraq.

Only people who have pledged loyalty to Bush will have their Social Security cut to pay for "privatization."

Only people who have pledged loyalty to Bush will have to pay down Bush's debt.

Only people who have pledged loyalty to Bush will have to live next door to polluting factories and new oil wells.

Only people who have pledged loyalty to Bush will pay for "faith based initiatives."

Can you guys think of any others?