"we've got an even bigger problem now"

[GreenArrow]

Last call for alcohol.
Last call for your freedom of speech.
Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law.
Don't forget our house special, it's called a Trickie Dickie Screwdriver.
It's got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid,
and a jigger of formaldehyde
from the jar with Hitler's brain in it we got in the back storeroom.
Happy trails to you. Happy trails to you.

I am Emperor George the Texan
Born again with fascist cravings
Still, you made me president

Human rights will soon go 'way
I am now your Shah today
Now I command all of you
Now you're going to pray in school
I'll make sure they're Christian too

Eyes of Texas Uber alles
Uber alles Eyes of Texas

Ku Klux Klan will control you
Still you think it's natural
faggot knockin' for the master race
Still you wear the happy face

You closed your eyes, can't happen here
Condoleeza Rice is near
Vietnam won't come back you say
Join the army or you will pay

Eyes of Texas Uber alles
Uber alles Eyes of Texas

Yeah, that's it. Just relax.
Have another drink, few more pretzels, little more MSG.
Turn on those Dallas Cowboys on your TV.
Lock your doors. Close your mind.
It's time for the two-minute warning.

Welcome to 1984
Are you ready for the third world war?!?
You too will meet the secret police
They'll draft you and they'll jail your niece

You'll go quitely to boot camp
They'll shoot you dead, make you a man
Don't you worry, it's for a cause
Feeding global corporations' claws

Die on our brand new poison gas
Syria or Afghanistan
Making money for President Bush
And all the friends of President Bush

Eyes of Texas Uber alles
Uber alles Eyes of Texas

-- Dead Kennedys --

(updated ever so slightly, from way back in 1981)

[slappypan]

1. "Nazi punks, fuck off!"

25 years later, it all still applies.

[hatrack]

2. And a tip of the pen to the immortal Jello Biafra!

The Dead Kennedys - what a band! :toast: