Al Qaeda is a stong, universal brand. One half of the World hates it. The other half loves it. OK...that's a branding tag...whatever.
Bin Laden is a great brand figure. Elusive, very tall, Jesus-looking, rich as hell, mysterious, somewhat mellow in his delivery on videos describing Armageddon, a trained CIA agent...James Bond would never get written like this.
Where is OBL? Who knows. Or maybe someone knows. I have a new aluminun foil roll I could ship you on Saudi Airlines so that you could spin whatever fantasy about the guy.
But Al Qaeda. What a name! It sounds like a great leather jacket company. Only scarier.
Then you think about how Al Qaeda is getting more enlistments the more Bush pushes the Reptilian Hot Buttons. Mais oui!
Is Santa a member of the Al Qaeda this year? You never fucking know.
Maybe they need a corporate logo.
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