a couple of shrub jokes I came across

[AmerDem]

Q: Whats the biggest difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?

A:Bush had a plan to get out of Vietnam.

Bush dies and meets St. Peter at Heavens Gate. St.Peter tells Bush he can go check out hell if he so pleases. Bush does so. In hell he see endless suburbs which have mansions with manicured lawns and SUV's in the driveways. He sees country clubs with lush green golf courses.

He goes to heaven and just sees people sitting around singing and playing harps and having discussions about spirituallity and philosphy.

Bush knows he can't play a harp and philosophy hurts his head so he asks to get sent to hell.

He goes to hell and just sees people chained to red hot rocks. "Where are all the manicured lawns SUV's and country clubs?" Bush asks the Devil.

"Well says the Devil "what you saw was my election campaign. Now you have to deal with my presidency."

[MattG]

1. LOL

those are hilarious!!!

Here's one I came up with:

DICK+BUSH=SEXUAL INTELLECTUALS

I thought it was funny

[Slowhand16]

2. Nice...

[CrispyQ]

3. Here's another one:

Q. Why do Bushco insist that Iraq has WMD?

A. Because they still have the receipts.

[99Pancakes]

4. Funny!! nt