What features will the George W. Bush Library contain?

[zulchzulu]

It's time for him to start thinking about this.

[Oreo]

1. I was thinking

A coloring book wing

and

a My Pet Goat wing

[LibDemAlways]

2. I voted "all of the above" but

would imagine that the "video game room" executions and bombings are likely to be real.

Just hope to God the planners will have to add a "war crimes trial" wing and a replica of the cell the chimp will reside in after he's convicted.

[Straight Shooter]

3. I think the Jayzuss! room is a good one, and the only book in the library

will be "The Fart Book," as noted in Kitty K's book on the First Family.

[The Doctor.]

4. Just curious...

I have long suspected Dubya appointed Condi for 'special talents'.
You have any links?

(Then Clinton appointed Maddy for...-Just Kidding!)

[napi21]

5. NO! It will have Saddam's gun, Lifesize pics of Rove,,

Cheney wearing his memorable sneer, and shrub with his smirk. All the rest will be sealed for 75 years like they did with the Warren commission report.

[TwentyFive]

6. Other features...

-Millionaires get in free.
-Must go through the Ashcroft x-ray machine.
-Women given shawls to cover up more skin.
-Small amounts of carbon monoxide pumped through the air vents.
-Rumsfeld's Russian Roulet Room

And lastly, restaurant only serves Kool-aid and pretzels.

[The Doctor.]

7. Don't forget the children's section....

Where Asscroft will read to the children from the Bible and scare the shit out of them.

[Cyrano]

8. Classified folders that no one will be allowed to see.

C'mon people. Do you really think there's going to be anything in the G.W. Bush library that anyone will be allowed to see?

We'll maybe there will be a giant blowup of George's crotch during his Mission Accomplished landing.

Or maybe we'll see screened crowds kissing the hem of his robe.

Then again, we might even see multi-angle shots of Colin Powell selling his soul at the U.N.

Those are some of my takes on this issue. What are yours?

[rhino47]

9. Diebold voting machines. eom

[aldian159]

10. A copy of "My Pet Goat" under glass

n/t

[The Flaming Red Head]

A picture of his Ass so all the democratic leaders can line up and kiss it

just like in real life. They need a whole interactive exhibit dedicated to our party's shameless republican ass kissing.

[jzodda]

11. Probably filled with copies of mad magazine

Since thats Bush's reading level

[Eagle_Eye]

12. Everyone is given a banana when they enter

[blackangrydem]

13. Big Screen TVs showing football

and all the pretzels you can eat. Heimlich maneuver instructions are extra.

[bluedog]

14. a free copy of "My Pet Goat"

will be given to each person who visits to commemorate *'s "winning" moment in US history......................

[zulchzulu]

15. Damn...what a creative crowd

I'm guessing the Library would be in a portion of the Crawford, Texas Walmart.