Join our new club for new Republicans

[GarySeven]

Now that our nation is officially more Republican than Godless Democrats, we need some sort of means of telling US apart from THEM. I believe that we need to start an exclusive club that only Republicans can join. As club members, we would get special benefits that would separate us from the rest of the "sheeple."

For example, I think we should all wear something that would help us all stand out from the crowd. Maybe it could be a special shirt - or better yet, a special colored shirt. Perhaps (and I'm just making a suggestion here)it could be a brown shirt. Nobody who wears a brown shirt could ever be confused for a limp-wristed, croissant-eating, wine-drinking Gay Democrat.

We need our own special flag, too. It should have a neat color combination that has a strong visual impact by contrast. Red is a good color and black has a strong visual appeal with it, expecially against a white background. I'm thinking something like a cross, maybe some kind of double cross.

Now, we already have a means of keeping Godless Democrats away from our great leader whenever he makes a speech: we have those loyalty oaths that even people in the CIA must now swear. But when we are in those rallies for the faithful, we need some way of demonstrating our fealty to the leader; something that says we support 100 percent God's plan to put him over us. I think we should modify that salute so many of us now use in church - you know the one where we raise our left arm upwards while we sing and pray? I think we should do something like that when we greet our great leader.

Oh, we could have ever so much fun in our club. Like, we could go around marking stores and businesses owned by Godless Liberals with a great big "L" - and then, maybe, one night next November (to set it apart from the Godless Halloween that Godless Democrats celebrate) we could smash all the glass storefronts that we have marked with our big "L"s. Then our loyal Congress could pass special laws that would limit how much Godless Democrats can own, etc. And that could be just the beginning! More and more people will soon be joining our club, until we can be strong enough to open new chapters in other countries, like Iran or North Korea - maybe even ... hey, here's an idea: France! Yeah. What could stop us?

[Chimpanzee]

1. Just as I'd surmised n/t

[Contrary1]

2. Can I be

president of your new club? The hubby used to work
for Diebold, so it would be no problem arranging my
own mandate, if necessary. Thanks in advance!

[Erika]

3. Democrats will only be allowed a half vote because....

democrats are lazy, government teat-sucking scum.

[NuttyFluffers]

4. but a double cross looks like a squished spider...

:D let's see who gets the reference.

[GarySeven]

6. People from Moronica might get it ...

Hail Hailstone!

[Zorra]

5. Let me know where the club meets and I'll do the catering, ok?

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