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nostalgicaboutmyfutr Donating Member (991 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 09:40 PM
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I want to have Olbermann's baby...
I can't personally have Olbermann's baby, due to medical impossibilities, but suspect that there are others who might be interested... :)
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Shopaholic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 09:45 PM
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1. Yes--we could just start a breed of
half-Democrat, half-Journalists using Keith's seed. That would be one way to take the media, and our country back.
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nostalgicaboutmyfutr Donating Member (991 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 10:00 PM
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6. Hilarious...
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Cadence Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 10:07 PM
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8. Muwhahhhaaaahhaaa!
YES! and then all we need is friggin sharks with friggin laser beams attached to their heads! We'll call this plan preparation H. Because it is after all as a result of getting screwed by the Right that we need to start procreating a new breed of human being A DEMOCRAT WITH AIRTIME!!!!

Muwhahhahhhhahhhaaaaa..... :evilgrin:


ok sign me up.

(there is something kind of attractive about Keith right now, this fuck you I'm reporting about election fraud attitude is HOT!)
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Justyce Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 09:46 PM
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2. me me me me! :)
I volunteer! lol
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sundancekid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 09:47 PM
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3. the line has long since formed ... on the left, I believe ...
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Kilkenny5 Donating Member (79 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 09:53 PM
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4. I'm in line
I'm in the queue too!

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Left Brain Donating Member (895 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 06:54 PM
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36. lol Sundance
and the line on the right is for Limpballs.

(ew. bad graphic.)
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 09:54 PM
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5. LOL. Poor thing, hounded ...
by liberal fan-girly internet political junkies.

(Life could be worse, I suppose.)

So where do I sign up? :evilgrin:
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 10:07 PM
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7. i believe Stephanie Miller has
Edited on Mon Nov-22-04 10:09 PM by dweller
dibs on him. . .or at least that's what she wants you to believe.

my local am station has taken on 10-noon (Steph) morning slot of Jones network, and she's a breath of fresh air, followed by Al Franken AAR, and then Big Eddie Shultz. 10am to 6pm m-f.

Taking back America, one hour at a time.

dp
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 07:16 AM
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28. Did you know that her Dad was a vice-presidential candidate?
:)
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 02:26 PM
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29. yep, w/ Goldwater i think?
she's mentioned it several times.

dp
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 09:51 PM
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40. Steph Miller's dad was William E. Miller?
That's REALLY weird, considering Goldwater was the catalyst for Reagan who ideologically begat Shrub who got us into this mess.
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bunny planet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 10:24 PM
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9. That's so funny, that was one of the things I wrote to KO in an
email right after he started covering the story!!!!
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Shopaholic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 10:50 PM
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10. I think Lizz Winstead has a thing for him too
Lots of love for KO on Unfiltered last week.
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Clark2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 12:11 AM
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22. So, who's going to e-mail him
this thread?

:P
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Dem2theMax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 05:07 AM
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24. Hey, if someone is going to send him the thread,
I want to make sure my name is on the list. :loveya:
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blackangrydem Donating Member (361 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 11:12 PM
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11. Proves looks aren't everything. Liberal women have the hots for KO
the same way conservative men dig Ann Coulter.
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Clark2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 12:06 AM
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20. I think he's incredibly attractive
Seriously. Even before I realized how intelligent he is, I always thought of him as nice-looking. But, he's got "that look" I tend to go for.

Of course, once I got a load of his snarky sense of humor outside of sports and into the world of news, I REALLY thought his attractiveness quotient hit the roof.

Nerdy? Nawww... he's a Hottie! ;)

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Dem2theMax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 05:11 AM
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25. Are you kidding? Keith is a doll.
Plus he is intelligent, has a great sense of humor, great writer, I could go on and on. He's good looking to begin with. Add in all the other things, and he's WOW. :loveya:
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spooky3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 03:17 PM
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31. That's not really a parallel. Keith has a heart and tells the truth.
It's hard to think of a liberal male counterpart to Ann C. Thank goodness for that.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 11:15 PM
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12. We should somehow breed a Keith Olbermann/Jon Stewart baby!
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blackangrydem Donating Member (361 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 11:16 PM
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13. Uh, I think you need a woman in there somewhere.
Maybe one of the Kerry daughters?
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 11:20 PM
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15. I have a plan!
Cate Edwards and Jon Stewart can have a baby and then so can Vanessa Kerry and Keith Olbermann, then those two children will come together and be a super couple!
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janx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 11:17 PM
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14. I want to have the "hide thread" option back
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 11:24 PM
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16. LOL.
Thanks for the snerk. :)
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OhioChick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 11:50 PM
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17. Keith won Sexiest Newscaster of the Year.......
NEW YORK — The countdown to the No. 1 sexiest male newscaster ends with ... Keith Olbermann - at least according to a Playgirl magazine online poll.
The host of MSNBC's nightly "Countdown with Keith Olbermann" had linked his Web site to the Playgirl Web site and urged viewers to vote for him. The strategy worked: He came away the winner with 24 percent of the 50,000 votes cast.

"Voter turnout was phenomenal," Michele Zipp, the magazine's editor in chief, said Monday. "Our readers jammed our e-mail server extolling the virtues of all those sexy news guys on TV."

Olbermann says any campaigning that took place was tongue-in-cheek, and definitely not his idea.

http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/ontv/091304_ent_sexiest_newscaster.html
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blackangrydem Donating Member (361 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-22-04 11:57 PM
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18. Proving that looking nerdly is not necessarily the end of the world.
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Abelman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 05:13 AM
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26. Yes!
I am so in!
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Clark2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 12:03 AM
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19. In a heartbeat, baby!
I make PRETTY babies, too. :)

:loveya:

I hear he already has a son... but, hey! So do I!

I could be the one-woman UN delegation.
My ex husband is Arabic.
My next one could be Jewish (is Keith Jewish, I think? Not sure).
Well, he's not Arabic. LOL!

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Shopaholic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 12:10 AM
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21. No, KO has no kids
he says he is his only child. He was also raised Catholic.
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Clark2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 12:13 AM
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23. Well, that's cool.
Catholic would have been my second choice.

And I'm, ahem, Catholic. ;)

But I swear I heard him say (and, of course, he could have just been being snarky) that he spent the first half of the Super Bowl explaining erectile disfunction to his 10-year-old son and the last half explaining something (can't remember) about Janet Jackson's boob/navel/something. Like I said, he could have been making a joke. I was too busy laughing at the implication that this is what the Super Bowl has turned into. :D
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 06:01 AM
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27. I'd consider a good old romp with Mr. Olbermann
yes INDEED
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spooky3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 03:13 PM
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30. Is someone going to send him a link to this thread? Bloggerman, it beats
being stalked by a young guy wearing a raincoat...on the other hand, to each his/her own...
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Left Brain Donating Member (895 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 03:30 PM
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32. Dammit Bloggermann!
Edited on Tue Nov-23-04 03:53 PM by Left Brain
(or I guess we should make that SuperBloggerman now that you've been relegated to super-hero status) I'm too old to have your baby, but I'd volunteer my youngest daughter for the honor. She's at the age of consent.

:loveya:
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Shopaholic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 03:55 PM
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33. Now that's a really liberal attitude there
Left Brain! But you might want to check with your daughter first. . .
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Left Brain Donating Member (895 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 06:50 PM
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35. No need, S/H -
My kids were raised on democratic pablum. She knows I would sacrifice her for the cause, heh heh.

(Kidding peeps, all in good fun. Feels good to joke around some. The pain of 11/3 has been intense in our family.)
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Shopaholic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 07:29 PM
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37. Well you raised your kids right!
I'm having a quiet Thanksgiving this year with just my parents-we're all Dems and couldn't quite bring ourselves to break bread with the Repugs in our family (aunts, uncles, and cousins). I feel your pain--we all do!
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PassingFair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 10:43 PM
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41. Interesting...
I think this subject deserves a thread in the lounge!
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Lavender Brown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 04:06 PM
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34. I share his birthday
He is exactly 20 years older than me. :)
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A Brand New World Donating Member (803 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 08:42 PM
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38. He's gorgeous and incredibly sexy. I've thought that from the beginning
of Countdown. I don't remember him from any sports shows, even though I do watch some sports. It's even better that I now believe he's a Democrat. Makes him even more sexy and gorgeous.
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Shopaholic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-23-04 08:48 PM
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39. Well, he said earlier this year that he didn't vote for B/C in 2000
so that would mean he either a) voted for Gore b) voted for Nader or c) didn't vote at all, and given that he once wrote a columnn for Salon saying that he thought voting should be mandatory, I don't see that last possibility being probable.
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