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UpsideDownFlag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 12:09 AM
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"Bush couldn't find his butt with two hands." -- Mike Malloy
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buddysmellgood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 12:15 AM
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1. Unless he happened to be smoking a cigarette.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 12:27 AM
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2. He can't find his ass with both hands and a flashlight.
And he can't piss a hole straight in the snow.
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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 04:52 AM
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5. addendum....
"He can't find his ass with both hands stuffed in his back pockets and a flashlight."
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NVMojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 12:50 AM
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3. ROFLMAO!!!!
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 03:31 AM
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4. Which is remarkable because
Bush is ALL ass.
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Piperay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-07-04 05:33 AM
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6. even using a mirror
he couldn't find it. :silly:
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