catnhatnh
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Tue Dec-07-04 12:37 AM
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(Breaking News)New Insurgent ID Procedures to Debut In Fallujah |
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BSP:Centcom spokesmen in the Fallujah Province Command have confirmed new Insurgent ID programs developed near the Massachussetts high tech corridor of route 128 will be imported to Iraq in December.Brigadier Harlan F. James has endorsed the new technique which requires that suspected insurgents be bound hand and foot and tossed into the Euphrates River.Insurgents will float while innocent parties will sink.The pilot program was tested in Salem Massachusetts in 1630....
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Tue Dec-07-04 12:43 AM
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1. Heh heh heh - we did that. |
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It was fun at the time :D
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Tue Dec-07-04 01:24 AM
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2. Cheap self kick cuz it's bedtime in ten minutes...N/T |
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Tue Dec-07-04 01:31 AM
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Even the people of Salem knew enough to reject trial by water as superstitious and unscientific. They were determined to accept nothing less than eyewitness testimony!
Sure, it was eyewitness testimony from hallucinating teenage girls, but nobody's perfect. It still puts them several jumps ahead of our current faith-based government.
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izzie
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Tue Dec-07-04 01:47 AM
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4. I recall trying to figure out what drawn and quartered was |
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Are we about back to that yet? If we are I am going to fall off the edge of this world. Things are getting bad all over.
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