Orange County Weekly: Hey, You!: He Likes Bush

[question everything]

December 10 - 16, 2004

Hey, You!: He Likes Bush
by Anonymous

My wife had a sticker on the back window of her car that read, "Impeach Bush." We were shopping in Hollywood this past weekend after going to a concert, and we came out to her car to find that you, a dickless, Dubya-loving sheep, had scratched most of the sticker off her car! Oh, but it gets better. Here’s the really good part: this happened in the parking lot of an adult-oriented store that is owned and operated by a well-known, wheelchair-bound adult-magazine publisher who also happened to be one of the many candidates running for governor of California during the recall a while back. (I think we can all figure out which store I’m referring to.) The Christian right? Morality-based voters? Family values? What on earth, pray tell, was one of President Chimpy’s fine, upstanding moral crusaders doing at such an evil, naughty establishment? Oh, the irony! It’s absolutely priceless. And what did you prove, assclown? Not only that you hate my right to freedom of speech and you condone vandalism, but also that you are most likely a hypocrite! In any event, my wife and I have spent the past four days laughing at you—thanks for the free entertainment, chump! P.S. Oh, darn, I might have to drop $1.25 for a new sticker! Ha, ha, ha!

—Anonymous

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[babylonsister]

1. Love it! Was

this printed? Sounds like an interesting concept for a column.

[question everything]

2. Yes, it was

Every week they publish a "hey, you" column and some of them are hilarious.

[drhilarius]

3. Doesn't surprise me...

In SC, right across the border from my hometown, is an adult video store, which, on occasion, my friends and I have gone to. You would (maybe Wouldn't) be surprised at all the fine upstanding Bush/Cheney folks who frequent the joint. The best part is, when someone tried to open an adult store in my hometown, everyone raised a stink about it, and the case went all the way to the GASC.

[jdots]

4. followed a real pig in a new 500sl with a "W" sticker

just one of those moods.......he pulls into the strip mall at one of those sleaze bag check cashing-money to loan dives and unlocks the door and puts open sign up.Yeah Repukes are real fine upsatanding people.

[drhilarius]

5. Sounds like this possible "moral voter" hasn't read his bible...

1. Leviticus 25:37 - Thou shalt not give him thy money upon usury, nor lend him thy victuals for increase.

2.Ezekiel 18:13 - Hath given forth upon usury, and hath taken increase: shall he then live? he shall not live: he hath done all these abominations; he shall surely die; his blood shall be upon him.

3.Ezekiel 22:12 - In thee have they taken gifts to shed blood; thou hast taken usury and increase, and thou hast greedily gained of thy neighbours by extortion, and hast forgotten me, saith the Lord GOD.