Bush, looking constipated yet again

[Skittles]

[grasswire]

1. that deserves a caption

unfortunately, I'm too tired to scare one up.

[MADem]

15. How about

"I nominated this sumbitch but I didn't realize he had fatter fingers than I do...."

Kerik has some fat fingers...!!!

[Catherine Vincent]

18. LOL!

You folks crack me up!

[MsConduct]

2. LOL Don't you know that's his 'Where am I and who's the goof...

standing at the microphone and what the hell is he talking about?' look?

[autorank]

3. "We are just so totally fucked!"

[Not_Without_A_Fight]

4. WHERE are my fucking pants?

You guys let me leave the house without them again!

[Cronus Protagonist]

5. This looks vaguely familiar....

http://www.bushspeaks.com/home.asp?did=10

[Ruffhowse]

6. "Could I look like a thug too if I shaved my head?"

[LosinIt]

7. Bush: "What you talkin' bout, Willis?"

Kerik: "..and, yeah, I didn't pay that nanny properly, and, yeah, I have mob ties, whatcha gonna do boutit??"

[truthisfreedom]

8. c'mon, you guys. let up. that's his determined look. haven't you seen it

before? that's the look he gets when he's showing his steadfastness in the face of adversity, his iron will, his "this is my mafia buddy so don't screw with us" look.

this "vet" terminology has been bandied about by the press ever since bush started using it in his "ranchy" style, but in this case, not "vetting" that animal kerik led to bush tracking some really stinky offal into the white house.

[Skittles]

9. he is constipated

literally full of shit

[Supersedeas]

13. "If I were a vetting man-nah, I'll let my goons handles my pants, again."

[rasputin1952]

10. "After soiling himself again, the president ponders if farts have lumps"

n/t

[Englander]

11. Are there any photo's of the Chimp...

where he looks like a normal human being?
:shrug:

[warrior1]

12. he's

thinking about sucking on kerik's neck fat.

[Skittles]

14. no, there aren't any

NONE

[DistressedAmerican]

16. I look at thousands of shots of the guy...

while working on my satirical graphics and I consider myself an expert on the issue. There are very, very, few. Even the nice official shots on the whitehouse website and his campaign site look crazy to me. How can these people think he is "Presidential"?

Odd related Phenomenon: I didn't think his first debate performance was as bad as people thought. I pondered it and realized that I had seen that side of him SO MANY times that I just thought I was seeing more of the same. Guess he comes off better in sound bites behind a TelePrompter.

It makes my life really easy. What a douche bag!

Distressed American
http://www.seedsofdoubt.com/distressedamerican/main.htm

I offer these as examples of some of my favorite Bush looks!

[WildEyedLiberal]

17. LOL Douche + Bag = GDub

Is that a real picture of him in the last one? He has TINY teeth!

Reminds me a of a New Yorker cartoon I saw of him in which he was drawn with 3 rows of tiny teeth.

[DistressedAmerican]

19. Sure is.

I've used it before. Here's another.

[robbedvoter]

20. I knew damn North Easterners will screw with me!