Things to do before the inauguration

[driver8]

Not sure if this had been posted yet...

Some Things To Do Before The Inauguration:

1. Get that abortion you've always wanted.

2. Drink a nice clean glass of water.

3. Cash your social security check.

4. See a doctor of your own choosing.

5. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.

6. Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter.

7. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.

8. Hoard gasoline.

10. Borrow books from library before they're banned; e.g., Constitutional law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc.

11. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix, do it now.

12. Come out. Then go back in. HURRY!

13. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can.

14. Stay out late before the curfews start.

15. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident."

16. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.

17. Use the phrase "You can't do that. This is America."

18. If you're white-marry a black person; If you're black-marry a white person.

19. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile or a base-jumper.

20. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.

21. Start your school day without a prayer.

22. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.

23. Learn French.

24. Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends.

25. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.

26. Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species list.

27. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.

28. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.

29. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill."

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[brainshrub]

1. Invest in tazers.

[SteveIrving1]

2. Look out for the black GOP vans.

[stray cat]

3. Take a vacation before you have to start working a 2nd job

[Sparkly]

4. Buy a Euro

(Soon it'll be unaffordable.)

Teach your kids about evolution.

Women -- wear shoes in your kitchen!

Read a Harry Potter book.

Watch Tele-Tubbies.

Go to a museum and get one last look at the naked statues.

[classof56]

5. A friend who voted for Bush sent this to me.

So far I've not responded, but I'll get around to it. He voted for * because, as he told me, the Republicans are where the money is and he (my friend) wants to "jump on the money train". I wish him well, but alas, I think it won't be long until the "money train" jumps the track.

Tired Old Cynic

[blackangrydem]

6. Wow, you mean we can still do all of these things after 4 years of

a repug WH, House, Senate and Supreme Ct?