Wingnut calls for Draft (funny)

[carrowsboy]

In my local paper....

http://www.timesdispatch.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=RTD%2FMGArticle%2FRTD_BasicArticle&c=MGArticle&cid=1031779995218&path=%21editorials%21letters&s=1045855935005

U.S. Should Reinstate Military Draft

Editor, Times-Dispatch: Terrorists are targeting everyone from high-ranking officials to children. They behead the meek, execute the weary, wreak havoc upon the world economy, and curse the religious institutions as a whole. I understand that one terrorist group would not be satisfied unless 4 million more Americans are killed. The more the merrier if that be thy mindset. That's sick. That's why we must address these threats at all costs.

The Pentagon is exploring new ways to combat the enemy, including reinstating the military draft. Many will balk, but considering our plight, what is a hunted country to do? Self-preservation dictates that we take the offensive to the enemy and destroy it. Only then can sensible minds sit down at both the dinner and bargaining table.

I stand behind my Commander-in-Chief, and if he requires my service on behalf of our great nation, I will not hesitate to put my life and limb on the line for our great country and its welfare. I have half a notion to go to Iraq regardless of a presidential order. I have an axe to grind with the insurgents that recently executed three Iraqi election officials. Edward K. Johnston, Jr. midlothian.

[Hobarticus]

1. Edward K. Johnston, Jr., help yourself to a tour in Baghdad

Put thy money where thy mouth is...

[two gun sid]

2. As a veteran

I'll help the dumb little fucker pack.

[Sandpiper]

3. Who's stopping you from volunteering, Mr. Johnston?

You talk a good game, but you're full of shit, like the rest of your fellow barstool patriots.

[Bouncy Ball]

4. Well?

Go on Johnston! Go visit your local recruiting office! They're a-waitin' on ya! Get GOING! STAND BEHIND YOUR WARMONGER IN CHIEF ya idiot!!!! Go for it! Yeah, kill brown skinned people!

:puke:

[sueh]

7. By all means, Johnston,

get thee enlisted right away. Don't wait for the draft. If all the people who think the same as Johnston would hurry up and enlist we won't need a draft.

[ThoughtCriminal]

5. So why hasn't he enlisted already?

Door's open.

[coloradodem2005]

6. Then, stop writing LTTE's and go enlist motherfucker.

Hell. I'll tie you up and take you down there.

[signmike]

8. Spot on, Eddie - you have "half a mind..."