Political humor

[SHRED]

The President, the First Lady and Dick Cheney are flying on Air Force One.

George looks at Laura, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a
$1,000.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100.00 bills
out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Cheney says,
"Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $10.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to his co-pilot,
"Such bigshots back there..... hell, I could throw all of them out the window and make 56 million people very happy."

[Sydnie]

1. And the crowd goes wild!!!

[MsConduct]

2. Excellent, Thanks! n/t

[tokenlib]

3. Made my day...

I'll be repeating that one for sure...

[seaj11]

4. LOL!

Awesome! Did you write that or find it somewhere? Got any more? :D

[SHRED]

6. It was sent to me

Origin unknown.

[XemaSab]

5. The Bronze Rat

A tourist walks into a curio shop in Chinatown in San Francisco. Looking around at the exotica, he notices a very lifelike, life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag, but is so striking he decides he must have it. He takes it to the owner: "How much for the bronze rat?"

"Twelve dollars for the rat, one hundred dollars for the story," said the owner. The tourist gives the man twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat; you can keep the story."

As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was disconcerting; he began walking faster. But within a couple of blocks, the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.

He began to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster. Concerned, even scared, he ran to the edge of the Bay, and threw the bronze rat into the Bay as far out as he could. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after it, and vanished.

The man walked back to the curio shop. "Ah ha," said the owner, "You have come back for the story?"

"No," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Republican."

[iwantmycountryback]

7. LMAO!

[Liberal In Texas]

8. You made me laugh out loud. n/t