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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 11:39 AM
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2005: A Chimp Oddity!
Edited on Sat Jan-15-05 11:55 AM by DistressedAmerican
We used to complain that we could put a man on the moon but we couldn't find a cure for the common cold. Things are much worse today. We can do more techonologically but, we elect bigger idiots than ever!

DA

On edit: Improved the image. Realized the chimp would die in the cold blackness of space without a helmet. Then again...

I'll leave it up to you to decide if it is an improvement or not.

http://www.seedsofdoubt.com/distressedamerican/main.htm

Don't Give Them A Moment's Rest in '05!

On edit: Improved the image. Realized the chimp would die in the cold blackness of space without a helmet. Then again...

I'll leave it up to you to decide if it is an improvement or not.
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texpatriot2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 11:45 AM
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1. Thanks for the link n/t
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Chipper Chat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 11:46 AM
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2. "Open the pod-bay doors Hal" -
and throw the chimp out.
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 11:56 AM
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3. George...I'm Afraid I Can't Allow You To Do That!
George?...George?...Are You Listening George?
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Chipper Chat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 12:03 PM
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4. It was "Dave"
and the voice reminds me of Cheney's.
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 01:36 PM
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5. The problem was Dave way back in 2001!
Now it is George that must be stopped. You are right about the Cheney voice though. Maybe they installed H.A.L. along with his most recent pacemaker.
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Chipper Chat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 01:41 PM
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6. Duh! Sorry, I didn't catch your humor!
During the VP debate - when Cheney told Edwards that "this is the first time I've seen you, " Hal's red light glowed at me!
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 02:45 PM
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7. My apologies to the brave space chimps
that went before him!
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