Things To Do Before January 20, 2005

[mourningdove92]

Things to Do Before the Presidential Inaugural On Thursday January 20, 2005
1. Drink a nice clean glass of water.
2. Cash your social security check.
3. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.
4. See a doctor of your own choosing.
5. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can.
6. Hoard gasoline.
7. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.
8. Visit any foreign country.
9. Borrow books from library before they're banned - Constitutional law
books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc.
10. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix - do it now.
13. Stay out late before the curfews start.
14. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident".
15. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.
16. If you're white - marry a black person, if you're black - marry a white
person.
17. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile or a
base-jumper.
18. Enroll your kid in an enrichment art or music class.
21. Learn French.
23. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.
24. Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species list.
25. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.
26. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.
27. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill".
28. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a state.

[GetTheRightVote]

1. I only wish we had more time or no *, but your list is correct but sad.

:kick:

[clovis29]

2. Laminate my "I voted, Did you?" receipt from last election

[imenja]

3. it's also your last time to have gay sex or visit a library

joke stolen from the Daily Show.

[Clark2008]

4. Heck, it's time to have ANY sex unless it's for procreation!

eom

[quaoar]

5. Mortgage the house

and invest it all in Halliburton before we invade Iran.