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TrustingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 09:29 PM
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Wayne Newton on Larry King.
What a FREAK. Michael jackson's surgeon is way better.

he talked about visiting Iraq and how wonderful things are there and how GREAT Gorgy is. What an ASSHOLIO bushbuttlickersonofabitchbastardwhore.
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classof56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 09:32 PM
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1. Danke Schoen! Took the words outa my mouth!
n/t
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theresistance Donating Member (595 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 09:44 PM
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3. I'm thinking Lucy Show...
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Carni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 09:42 PM
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2. I am listening (YUK) What an insidious creature...
Did you hear him talking about being a "native American"--what a tool this guy is! I guess his group of oppressed people is the only one that counts!
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TrustingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:00 PM
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6. what an asshole, that's all I can say right now.
and dumb as mud, too.
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Carni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:06 PM
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8. Me, or him? LOL
I wasn't trying to be! :)
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TrustingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:10 PM
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9. AHAHAHAH! not WAYNE, he's so ADORABLE and PATRIOTIC...
guess it must have been you then.
heheh.

thanks for the smile. I needed that.
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Carni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:15 PM
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11. Now damn it if I were a goony right winged little man
I would wear a hair helmet and a polyester shirt (as well as leisure suit on more formal occasions) unbuttoned to my navel with faux news style American pride! LOL
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TrustingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:23 PM
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14. can I have 14 of your children? I don't need shoes.... LOL
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JI7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 09:48 PM
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4. is he one of the "stars" who will peform at Bush's inaugaration balls ?
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 09:50 PM
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5. He is one beautiful man
with a talent as big as the desert.
I was driven to tears by his story of how
asthma kept him out of West Point. I know he
was studying to be a nuclear physicist when
a talent scout heard him singing in the shower
one day and brought him straight to Ed Sullivan,
and then he went on to almost single handed build Las
Vegas into what it has become. Still, I was
surprised when he went into quite an involved
analysis of the differences between Wittgenstein
and Foucault on the origin of language. I'm sorry
that Larry pretended to be snoring, but Wayne took it
good natured and told the story of losing his virginity
on the stage of the Flamingo when he was 27. All in all,
a sterling performance by a humble, lovely and brilliant
singer, raconteur, entrepreneur, and bon vivant. Cheers.
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TrustingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:05 PM
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7. he is just another lieing cog in the wheel of misfortune
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:28 PM
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16. "Just another lieing cog in the wheel of misfortune"
That is one beautiful title for a new song for Wayne.
As you know, I have written a number of his top
songs, and I'm thinking of turning your title into
another smash hit for him. It will be about the people
who tried to keep him from taking over the Tropicana
because they didn't want him to set a precedent with his
idea for a child care suite for gamblers and prostitutes.
Thanks.

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TrustingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:42 PM
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18. of course the liars will be all the people that pretend to
not have enough food/shelter, all that fluff stuff, in the land of opportunity because they're just too stupid or lazy. /sarc. ( I don't like doing that /sarc thing when it's obviously sarc but, hey, )
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Carni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:16 PM
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13. He's a honey
Let me stand next to his fire (lol)
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:36 PM
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17. He soaks his entire head in vitamin E oil and pickle extract
for an hour every day, using a Jamed Bond rebreather
and submergable philosophy books to study while he
soaks. It is a well known ancient Swedish technique
that keeps your hair its natural black color and your
skin tight as a bongo drum.
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TrustingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:44 PM
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19. I think he soaks his head in corporate anuses.
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 12:12 AM
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22. Wayne Newton was an orphan in an East Berlin slum
when he was discovered singing in a shower by Ed Sullivan
who was on vacation and touring the orphanage. Wayne is a
naturaly ambidextrous fellow who knows what it's like to
have nothing to his name and knows what it's like to
skinny dip with billionaires in an old barrel full of iced
apples. As far as corporate anuses goes, to bring joy to
peoples' hearts with your songs of love and wo, you have to
hamg in a lot of circles where you have to hold your nose. Just
hanging around with your buds in the basement won't cut it
when you're born to be an international man. Sometimes,
life ain't no disco. Cheers.
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Flying Dream Blues Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 11:02 PM
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21. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
That was some funny &*(_!
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Guns Aximbo Donating Member (324 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:13 PM
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10. he's creepy
he makes my flesh crawl
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TrustingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:28 PM
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15. jet black hair on old fart like him just doesn't cut it....
you'd think someone would have advised him on that...
maybe deep deep darkest brown #205 instead?

and notice his eyes roll around on his noggin like two black vaccuous marbles that are wondering what happened to the playing field around them? DISCONNECTED EYES. so apparent.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:16 PM
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12. just another jingoisitc fool, i feel bad for the troops he "Entertains"
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DemoTex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 10:59 PM
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20. Asshole


Big, gaping GOP asshole. Period.
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TrustingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 12:43 AM
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23. Gorgy don't you Walk so Fast...
Gorgy don't you walk so fast
Gorgy do you think you'll last?
Gorgy slow down some, 'cos you're makin' me dumb
Gorgy don't you talk so fast."
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Carni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-19-05 09:15 AM
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24. LMAO LMAO
That photo with your accompanying text is a classic!
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