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Wed Jan-19-05 05:52 PM
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A lobbyist, on his way home from work in Washington, D.C., came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems worse than usual."
He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold-up?" The officer replied, "Bu$h is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why we went to war in Iraq, or the connection between Saddam and al-Qaeda, or that his tax cuts will help anyone except his wealthy friends. So we're taking up a collection for him."
The lobbyist asks, "How much have you got so far?"
The officer replies, "About four gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."
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Wed Jan-19-05 05:53 PM
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(ahem) I mean, of course that's not funny. Not at all. O8)
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Wed Jan-19-05 05:53 PM
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2. LOL good one-thanks n/t |
RobertSeattle
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Wed Jan-19-05 06:30 PM
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3. Agent Smith - this is a Joke thread - please don't bust "Senior Citizen" |
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Edited on Wed Jan-19-05 06:30 PM by RobertSeattle
:evilgrin:
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