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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:19 AM
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How to become a millionaire
Edited on Thu Jan-20-05 11:38 AM by Cyrano
It's almost time for Dubya's swearing in and second inaugural address. As is well known, Las Vegas will take a bet on virtually anything. So while you still have the time, bet on these:

The deficit will be higher four years from now.

Social Security "Reform" will not make it past even the Rethugs in Congress.

The wealthy will get more tax cuts.

We will attack Iran with missiles, special forces or both.

Dick Cheney will still be running the country.

Democrats will fold every time they're asked to vote to oppose our Fuhrer.

The MSM will continue to emulate Josef Goebbels.

Democrats (as a party) will refuse to demand verifiable paper trails for votes.

Halliburton will get more billion dollar contracts.

Those who voted for Bush will still have their heads up their asses when the 2006 mid-term election rolls around.
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On the Road Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:34 AM
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1. 10 for 10
Hard to see how any of those are a bad bet.
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pbartch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-20-05 11:43 AM
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2. Darn...I thought you were giving us a stock tip.
You're only reminding us what a HORRIBLE PRESIDENT The Chimp is going to be.
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