What did Chimp do to his skin?

[spotbird]

[mdhunter]

1. Make up intern

Actually the color is too green generally in the second shot.

[politicaholic]

2. You can only have your head up your ass for so long w/o exfoliating.

or it could be the secret drinking, either way.

[LittleClarkie]

5. Hey some people pay good money for a skin peel

Of course most pick a different method of "exfoliating."

Mleck.

[mhr]

3. I Don't See Many Scars From All His Tumbles

Wonder if all that was just made up with make up and media propaganda.

He's always seeking sympathy.

[illflem]

4. The dead brain is spreading to his face

[rzemanfl]

6. All that weeping and mourning and flag planting is "hard work"

it takes its toll.

[aquart]

7. Yup. An exfoliating facial. Very pleasant.

The facial not the f*****.

[mistertrickster]

8. There's something about the eyes that reminds one of Hitler. It's that

vacant "nobody home" look. Not really hateful or even hurtful, just wholly a-moral, no troubling doubts because there's no conscience.

[Stinky The Clown]

9. The left side of his face

is droopy ... like a stroke victim