Q. How many Bush Admin. officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[spooked]

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

http://www.villagevoice.com/blogs/bushbeat/

[Pachamama]

1. None-They are too busy "screwing" the American People & the

World that there isn't time for them to screw the lightbulb too!


:evilgrin:

[Contrary1]

2. That depends....

Is the light fixture located in Iraq?

[Soopercali]

3. I'm sorry, that's classified.

You don't have clearance to turn on the lightbulb. And besides, terrorists are drawn to the light.

[AntiCoup2K4]

4. Because we're only allowed to use $5,000 Halliburton "Patriot" light bulbs

Any other light bulbs, and the terra-ists win :(

[jazzjunkysue]

5. That's what the domestics are for.