Iraqi Election Results

[demwing]

The latest breaking news from Iraq shows a clear winner in the race for Prime Minister, as the country votes in this fledgling experiment in democracy.

As of late Sunday night, the overwhelming results coming in from the newly installed Diebold machines show that the new Prime Minister of Iraq will be U.S. President, George W. Bush!

Further results also show the Republican party has taken a 276 seat majority in the country's 275 member National Council.


In an unrelated story, George W. Bush has also been elected as the Democratic National Committee Chair, toppling favorite Howard Dean. These are just the latest election victories for Bush, who has also been recently voted in as the Secretary General of the United Nations, the President of the Teamsters Union, the Chief Operating Officer at Microsoft, the Chairman of Greenpeace, and the Student Body President of Compton High School in East Los Angeles, California.

[Hepburn]

1. ROFLMAO!!

OMG.........is that a great post!!! :hi:

[demwing]

2. Thanks.

I was beginning to think my mike was cut off...

:crazy:

[Jack Rabbit]

3. Your forgot . . .

. . . Pope.

[demwing]

6. see post #5

:silly:

[sunnystarr]

4. rofl ... now that was really funny!! (nt)

[demwing]

5. This just in...

George W. Bush has been selected as the next Pope, making him the first non-catholic to ever hold the office.

When told that some Catholics oppose his holding the office, Bush chattered "Bring 'em On!"

In related news, Bush was chosen today to be the Democratic Party's candidate in the 2008 election, 3.5 years before the first Primary.

"Leave it to those spineless, arrogant Democrats to try to thwart the constitution and run a man who has already served twice." said the senior George Bush.

"I hope he wins!" he added "Bush Forever!"

He may just get his wish...

[einsteins stein]

7. BWAH

that's funny, and it aint funny, if you get my drift