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Tue Feb-08-05 10:10 AM
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Saw This Bumper Sticker This Morning; Pissed Me Off Royally |
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"Annoy A Liberal" Work, Succeed, Be Happy
This was on naturally a gas guzzeling SUV with a overweight idiot talking on his cell phone.
Was late to work, couldn't help it when I saw him pull into a parking lot.
Had a yellow legal pad in my car. Wrote the following & put under the windshield of his SUV:
Piss Off A NEO Con Conservative "Plant a tree, Clean the environment, Conserve energy by getting rid of gas guzzling SUVs, Work For Peace and help the poor"
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Tue Feb-08-05 10:11 AM
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Tue Feb-08-05 10:12 AM
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2. Good Job !!! This made my day !! Thanks. n/t |
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Tue Feb-08-05 10:12 AM
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Tue Feb-08-05 10:13 AM
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Tue Feb-08-05 10:14 AM
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5. You should have put it on his hood - held securely with a cinder block. |
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I'm not saying smash it through the hood, just lay it gently on the paper and give him the illusion that his SUV is all scratched up.
Saw that once on a brand new Mercedes who had double parked - the note said "Next time take four spots."
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Tue Feb-08-05 10:15 AM
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6. Think globally, act locally!!!!! Thank you. nt |
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Tue Feb-08-05 10:18 AM
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7. Good Job! Let him sweat to know that OMG a "Liberal" was anywhere near |
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his precious gas guzzler! }(
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Tue Feb-08-05 10:27 AM
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Tue Feb-08-05 10:29 AM
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9. You know upon seeing your note... |
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The first thing he did was see if a damn liberal keyed his car.
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Tue Feb-08-05 10:42 AM
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10. Annoy a Con, Tell the truth |
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Tue Feb-08-05 10:43 AM
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Tue Feb-08-05 06:08 PM
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28. Annoy a conservative: use your brain, speak the truth, |
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Tue Feb-08-05 10:48 AM
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12. Good comeback! I saw the same bumpersticker a few days ago |
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on an aging pickup, driven by a pudgy middle-class white man. I was very annoyed, but didn't have the chance to annoy him back. ;) Perhaps I need more bumper stickers....
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Tue Feb-08-05 10:50 AM
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Work, Succeed, Be Happy, Care about Your Fellow Man
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Tue Feb-08-05 10:56 AM
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14. The idiot was probably listening to his marching orders from Rush too. |
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Tue Feb-08-05 10:58 AM
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15. I love how they stereotype us as these unemployed, unwashed hippies |
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Seriously, not only do I have a job, I have a job where I don't have to work weekends and therefore I can go protesting on weekends. And suprise, suprise, I even have a job that allows me to take the occasional vacation day incase there is a good reason to protest during the week too!!
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Tue Feb-08-05 11:13 AM
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16. Good bumper sticker I saw the other day for RWs. |
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Had an elephant on it and then below it said "Vote Republican... because prosperity is boring."
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Tue Feb-08-05 11:21 AM
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17. How did you get under his windshield? |
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Tue Feb-08-05 11:45 AM
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24. meant slipped it under the windshield wipers |
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Tue Feb-08-05 11:26 AM
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18. I saw one yesterday that made me really cringe |
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"Abortion" = A mother's "Right" to murder her baby.
On the same car, an huge SUV, another one said Abortion: The Real hate crime.
God damn these people are scary...and this was in Seattle of all places.
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Tue Feb-08-05 11:30 AM
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19. I think the sticker's funny..... |
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Edited on Tue Feb-08-05 11:32 AM by TheOriginalAmerican
that a conservative thinks that they can annoy us by actually having a life instead of messing with ours.
Here's some idea comebacks.
Annoy a conservative....
Use birth control. Have a different partner every week.
Control your own body to make sure you finish college.
Be pro-choice virgin.
Be successful, and still be a Democrat.
Go to the Netherlands, and marry your spouse of the same gender.
Marry a black woman, and move deep down south where the majority of conservatives will be pissed.
Be an open atheist.
Be an open Socialist.
Grow up to be a moral person without conservative values.
These are good bumper sticker comebacks, but I just want to add that I really think you should have left this man alone. I think it's immature to mess with somebody's personal property for that reason. I don't like it when conservatives do stuff like that to us, and I don't think we should do that to them either.
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Tue Feb-08-05 11:47 AM
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26. Did'nt mess with personal property, was just a flyer like we all |
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Edited on Tue Feb-08-05 11:53 AM by Jon8503
get now and then in parking lots placed under our windshield wipers. I am sure he appreciated getting a response to his intelligent sticker.
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Tue Feb-08-05 07:32 PM
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33. Bush's bumper sticker: "Annoy A Conservative: Spend, Spend, Spend!" |
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It's also rumored among "conservatives" and others that he is "married" to a black woman named Condoleezza Rice. They also call him a socialist.
He may even be a "pro-choice virgin". We know he is pro-abortion, and, hey, haven't you ever heard of people "regaining their virginity"?
I like "Annoy A Bush Conservative: Ask Him To Think".
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Tue Feb-08-05 11:31 AM
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Tue Feb-08-05 11:33 AM
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21. You are the best!! eom |
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Tue Feb-08-05 11:43 AM
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I was at the drug store the other day and as I walked back to my car, I saw this bumper sticker on this truck that said something like...Jane Fonda/John Kerry are UnAmerican. It was a woman driving the truck. I wanted to tell her the election is over and bush succeeded in stealing another one.
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Tue Feb-08-05 11:47 AM
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"create a surplus, not a deficit"
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Tue Feb-08-05 11:49 AM
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27. Wow, awesome response! |
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Tue Feb-08-05 06:11 PM
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29. LOL! Excellent response! Thanks for doing that. |
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Tue Feb-08-05 06:14 PM
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30. Saw a bumper sticker in a hannaford parking lot the other day |
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On a car with a B/C 04 sticker and 3 support the troops stickers and another one that said "I love animals. They taste great." or something like that. When I saw the car the immediate word out of my mouth was "fascist" :D
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Tue Feb-08-05 06:20 PM
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31. I remember in the 90's |
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A bumper sticker I saw that said "Why work? Vote Democratic"
I don't see those anymore. Maybe it's becuase welfare rolls dropped considerably during the last Democratic administration.
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Tue Feb-08-05 07:26 PM
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32. Good job, but that bumper sticker shows eaxtly the image problem |
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that dems need to overcome. Right now, it's the media, stupid.
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