If Neocon Theocrats were cavemen, would the wheel have been invented?

[zulchzulu]

I personally find the Neocon Theocrats (and Bush) being so ignorant on many issues, but the stem cell argument reminds me of the same arguments that were made when the wheel was invented.

When the wheel was first invented, imagine what these people would think about it...

[mahatmakanejeeves]

1. Pi is just a theory.

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[delete_bush]

7. I beg to differ, if it's

Dutch Apple, it ain't no theory.

[kenny blankenship]

2. Sure they would claim to have invented the wheel

but it would be shaped like a cross.
Makes for a bumpy and very short ride.

[Joebert]

3. If God intended us to have wheels,

They would have been here waiting for us a few thousand years ago when it all started.

<cough>

[applegrove]

4. Didn't the wheel come after the crops? I'm thinking since the seeds

would be owned by the local neocon.. what would be the point of finding more seeds.

[FrenchieCat]

5. As long as it would make a buck.....

and there were contracts to be had, I am sure President Bushflint and Senator Fristruble would encourage that technology....as long as HalliRockBurton was the corporation handling it.

It might take longer and cost more though....

But by the 21st century, we might have ended up with something like this:

[Spiffarino]

6. No wheels. You might run over a zygote and crush it.

You might even go to Hell for messing with the culture of life and shit.