Normally, the bad news dump day is Friday afternoon when the networks have already set their evening newscasts in stone and the weekend makes it old news by Monday.
But now -- Get ready for the mother of all bad news dumps.
The perfect time to announce bad news and have it completely ignored by the media is almost upon us -- the Michael Jackson verdict.
Bush could announce that, yes, he really did snort coke off the backside of a hooker in Tijuana while he was supposed to be serving in the Guard -- and the media wouldn't notice for at least a week.
So what news will the Bush junta unload this time?
http://www.salon.com/ent/col/fix/2005/06/03/fri/Both sides in the Michael Jackson trial gave their closing arguments on Thursday, each painting a different portrait of the man the jury is set to judge -- and the family accusing him of molestation. "Michael Jackson molested
and many other boys," Deputy District Attorney Ron Zonen told the jury, adding that, while the boys whooped it up at Neverland during the day, "At night, they entered into Michael Jackson's bedroom, which is a veritable fortress. They entered into the world of the forbidden they learned about human sexuality with someone who was only too willing to be their teacher." Zonen illustrated his claim with projected images of girlie magazines and other items found in Jackson's home. Defense attorney Thomas Mesereau responded by branding his client's accusers "con artists" and "actors" whose case is based on "lies, innuendo and exaggeration." "This case makes no sense," Mesereau told the jury. Deliberations are expected to begin on Friday.