Bush Asks Charlotte Church: 'Which State Is Wales In?'

[TheWebHead]

The Glasgow Daily Record reports Welsh singer Charlotte Church called Pavarotti "a pig" and President George W. Bush "a proper weirdo" when she visited Scotland yesterday to promote 'Crazy Chick' on Clyde 1's Bowie At Breakfast. Church performed for Presidents Bush and Clinton, but wasn't impressed with the current leader of America. "Bill Clinton was really cool, but George Bush? ? No way," she said. "Clinton was lovely, in tune with everyone else, but George Bush just hasn't got a clue what he's doing. He asked me what state Wales was in. I said: 'It's its own country next to England, actually Mr. Bush'. If he doesn't know the rest of the countries in Europe, he could at least know what's in his own country. I'm really worried about it. He's a right weirdo."

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[quaoar]

1. Wales swim in the ocean

[Ian David]

2. That's really not a nice thing to say about Pavarotti.

I've met the guy and he's really cool.

He used to sing at Sammy's Steak House on the lower east side of New York sometimes circa 1978-84.

[DavidDvorkin]

8. Pavarotti is a pig

And I'm not just talking about his appearance. His betrayal of his first wife alone qualifies him.

[Ian David]

15. I didn't know that.

Did he eat her?

[DavidDvorkin]

20. Hah!

Good one.

No, he had an affair with his secretary, got the secretary pregnant, and left his wife for her. His wife is around his age -- 60ish -- I think, whereas the secretary is considerably younger.

[Ian David]

21. That's a shame. I loved him on that show "Sliders."

[DavidDvorkin]

25. You are joking, I hope

He does look like Rhys-Davies, now that I think of it.

Unless Pavarotti did a guest appearance on Sliders. I certainly didn't watch every episode. Doesn't seem likely, though.

[Ian David]

28. Of course, I'm joking.

Pavorati was the guy in the Indiana Jones movie.

[yodermon]

31. Nah

I just saw him in the 1983 Black Adder episodes. He played King Richard IV. Really!

[izzie]

3. Or maybe something you do when you do not get our own way?

Do not tell me any more things like this about Bush. I can hardly sleep at night now. :banghead:

[Tesla]

4. He's the Jessica Simpson of Presidents!!!!

She told the Sec. of the Interior, when she was touring the WH that she "LOVED What he did to the place"

[Doctor_J]

10. Or Paris Hilton

actually * is the perfect leader for a country in which Paris and Jessica are considered the epitome of beauty.

[Ian David]

22. Did she ask The Chief of Staff if she could have mints on her pillow?

[dmr]

5. "He's a right weirdo."

Well, at least he can do weirdo right ....

:crazy:

[Botany]

6. The man is clueless ....

But we've got a big border in Texas, with Mexico, obviously -- and we've got a big border with Canada -- Arizona is affected.
Washington, D.C., Jun. 24, 2004

from dubyaspeak.com

[Skinner]

7. We've always known that Bush is a moron.

But sometimes he says stuff so incredibly stupid that it still surprises me.

What state is Wales in? Geez.

[Ian David]

23. Why instead of a debate, I wanted a "Geography Bee" with Bush v Kerry

When one of the networks asked us to suggest questions for a debate, I submitted, "What is the capital of Guam?"

[DavidDvorkin]

9. If Bill Clinton had done that . . .

Once again, we have an example of the US press ignoring something that, had it been done by Bill Clinton, would have been meat for days or weeks of outraged editorials and jokes by comedians.

[Doctor_J]

11. I've often said that it would be difficult for me, at age 48,

to fall in love with a woman roughly the age of my daughters. I just tend to be more attracted to women than to girls. But there are a few, like Charlotte, Natalie, and Scarlett, whose combination of beauty, brains, and talent make them really attractive.

[Name removed]

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[mvd]

27. Yep, they have all of those things

Fortunately, at 29, I don't have to feel guilty about finding those three attractive.

[peekaloo]

12. Save the Wales!

[imax2268]

13. Hmmmmm...

she must hate our freedom...

(/sarcasm)

[Contrary1]

16. Shrub is in his own state too...

perpetual stupidity.

[Ian David]

24. I love that "Catapult The Propaganda" line

In the media...

Results 1 - 6 of 6 for catapult-the-propaganda. (0.32 seconds)
http://news.google.com/news?q=%22catapult%20the%20propaganda%22&num=20&hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&safe=off&sa=N&tab=wn

The Daily Show: June 2, 2005
TV Squad, CA - Jun 2, 2005
... See, in my line of work, you have to say things over and over again for the truth to sink in... to kind of catapult the propaganda".
http://www.tvsquad.com/2005/06/03/the-daily-show-june-2-2005/



Catapulting the Propaganda
Common Dreams, ME - Jun 1, 2005
... See, in my line of work, you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." (Bush in ...
The Daily Show: June 2, 2005
TV Squad, CA - Jun 2, 2005
... See, in my line of work, you have to say things over and over again for the truth to sink in... to kind of catapult the propaganda".
Ivins: Bush catapults propaganda in US, Iraq
Salt Lake Tribune, UT - Jun 1, 2005
... See, in my line of work, you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.'' (Bush in ...
Remarks by President Bush in a Conversation on Strengthening ...
PR Newswire (press release) - May 24, 2005
... See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda. ...
President Bush Appears in Rochester
WGRZ-TV, NY - May 24, 2005
... See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda. (Applause.). ...

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and on the web...

onegoodmove: Catapult The Propaganda
Catapult The Propaganda. "If you've retired, you don't have anything to worry
about -- third time I've said that. (Laughter.) I'll probably say it three ...
http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/002140.html


Bush: "You Have To Keep Repeating Things To Catapult The Propaganda"
Bush: "You Have To Keep Repeating Things To Catapult The Propaganda". Prison Planet |
May 26 2005. We were graced with a new Bushism on Tuesday this week ...
http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/may2005/260505newbushism.htm






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[senseandsensibility]

17. kick and nominated

so that more people can learn what a total clown this chimpwad is.;( Apologies to clowns everywhere. *'s act would be booed off the stage in any circus in the world.

[TyeDye75]

18. She should have said

its in the United States of Great Britian

[Kerrytravelers]

19. Looks like Ms.Church's parents raised a mighty smart young lady.

[gulliver]

26. How will this affect the fundies and freeps?

Throw out the religious CDs with that angelic voice? They thought they heard Mary herself singing to them. Then she speaks and says Mama Bush's mischievous little feller is a "right weirdo." There's going to be some serious cognitive dissonance on the right.

[Igel]

29. And Wales' head of state is .... ?

It's a country. But not a state, in at least one meaningful sense. Polysemy tends to confuse many, many people.

Or we can say it's not a state, but a country, which leads to the same problem.

Its president/prime minister is ... ?

Its UN rep is ...

Its ambassador to the US is ... ?

* asked a stupid question. He got a stupid reply. I'm not going to split hairs as to which is more stupid, but I will suggest that asking for information, demonstrating you don't have it, is a tad less bad than presuming you're correct when you provide bad information.

[johnaries]

30. A State of Emergency, if B* visited there.

Or perhaps just a state of confusion.

[UrbScotty]

32. I wonder if they have any blacks in Brazil? (nt)

[sakabatou]

33. Dear fucking god...

Send him back to first grade...

[MojoXN]

34. What's next?

So, I was talking to my wif... I mean Ms. Rice, and I told her, "We need more citizens like the people of the great nation of Alaska."

Jesus Christ, what a fucking moron. How dumb can one person be? Remember, anything's possible with Commander Cuckoobananas in charge...

MojoXN