From George's diary

[Rex_Goodheart]

- Saddam tried to kill my Daddy.
- Must steal this election.
- Mission accomplished. Now must avenge Daddy.
- Uncle Dick has oil maps of Iraq. Bonus!
- Osama determined to attack US? Who cares? Must jerk off this horse.
- 9/11! Convenient excuse to avenge Daddy!
- Invade Afghanistan. Don't exhaust too many resources there.
- Intelligence against Iraq weak. Will fix that.
- Will invade, no matter what. Must tell public it's a last resort, though.
- Give speech tonight; tell country Saddam recently tried to buy significant quantities of uranium. So what if it's a forgery.
- Uncle Dick's on national TV. "Saddam reconstituting nucular weapons program." Says we'll be greeted with flowers and candy. Excellent stuff!
- Hans Blix not finding anything. Too dangerous. Kick him out of Iraq.
- Gen. Shinseki painting a bleak picture. Get rid of him.
- Drop the bomb on Saddam! "It feels good!"
- Oops. Joseph Wilson says I knew uranium claim was untrue. Get even. Out his wife, then blame Stephen Hadley for the speech.
- Land on aircraft carrier to show my balls. Must display prominent package. Mission accomplished!
- No WMDs anywhere to be found, not even under my office furniture. Hehe. Can't wait to tell that joke.
- Torture the detainees. They're only Muslims.
- Paul O'Neil and Richard Clarke blowing the whistle. Say I planned Iraq invasion from very beginning. Smear them as disgruntled malcontents.
- Senate intelligence hearing on 9/11? Must take Uncle Dick with me. He's good at telling nothing. It's all a giant whitewash, anyway.
- Steal another election. No worry. Diebold, ES&S, Jeb and Kenneth Blackwell all on my side.
- Downing Street minutes say I fixed the intelligence around the policy. Hehe. Who cares. Old news. I got reelected. Media is right wing; they won't report it. They won't remind anybody that O'Neil and Clarke said the same thing. How many soldiers dead in Iraq? Who cares? Daddy is avenged.