BWAHAHAAA!!! S. S. O-Reilly Sinks Before Leaving Port

[Elidor]

The Thomas More Law Center’s “The Battle For American Values” cruise with Bill O’Reilly has been canceled.

An automated message at Corporate Travel Service, Inc. didn’t try to hide the fact that there was
little interest in spending eight nights on boat with FOX News Channel’s top personality:

“Hello and thank you for your interest in the Thomas More Law Center Cruise with Bill O’Reilly. Unfortunately, the cruise did not have the participation that all parties anticipated. Although the guest appearance by Mr. O’Reilly and the other speakers have been canceled, the ship will still sail...”

Corporate Travel Service told Sweet Jesus, I Hate Bill O'Reilly, Intl. that the goal was to get 800 people onboard for a Caribbean fantasy week with O’Reilly. Even though the cruise was promoted heavily on The O'Reilly Factor television program, the Radio Factor, and O'Reilly's
Web site, they sold only a fraction of the tickets available.

According to the Thomas More Law Center, the response was surprisingly poor. The organization ultimately renegotiated with Holland America Cruise Line in an attempt to pare down the expected guest list but maintain the event as scheduled. Sales continued to trickle in and finally, after two more negotiations with Holland America to reduce the group size, the event was finally scrapped.

http://www.sweetjesusihatebilloreilly.com/archive/060605.html

[eleny]

1. Too many loofa requests?

[evlbstrd]

2. Who wouldn't want to be trapped on a cruise ship

with a guy who is just looking out for you, but has no problem yelling at you to shut up?

[gumby]

3. That cruise thing is so "yesterday."

The neo-cons used that so long ago that it's no longer inticing.... nor maybe financially possible?

This is a good/bad sign. A neo-con staple no longer sells? Good. Maybe no one can afford it? Good/Bad.

edit: maybe nobody likes Falafel Man? Very Good!

[magnolia]

32. I think you've got it....

The people who watch Fox News would surely love to spend time with O'Reilly...they just can't afford it. I'm doing phone-banking for our governor's race and I can tell you, when asked "what is the issue that concerns you the most"...9 out of 10 republicans say it's gay's getting married. They aren't concerned about the economy, jobs, health care cost, the cost of gas, etc. Who needs food and shelter, much less a vacation with your hero if you can rest in the knowledge that there's no legal butt-f**king going on!

[alphafemale]

4. So. No one knows the falafal man?

Oh...poor...poor Bill.

Might be amusing to watch his deluded ego compensate this and blame it on Clinton or Air America.

SHUT UP!

:rofl:

On edit

Sweet Jesus I had to nominate!

[AwakeAtLast]

5. Gotta love the name of the website

LOLOLOL! :rofl:

I think I'll bookmark it.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

6. Additional "automated messages" available, $4.99 per minute

Recording: "...you'd definitely get two wines in you, as quickly as I could get into you I would get 'em into you, maybe intravenously, get those glasses of wine into you," the complaint quotes O'Reilly as saying to Mackris. "You would basically be in the shower and then I would come in and you would have your back to me and I would take that loofah thing and kinda' soap up your back...rub it all over you, get you to relax, hot water...and um, you know, you'd feel the tension drain out of you and uh you would still be with your back to me then I would kinda' put my arm -- it's one of those mitts, those loofah mitts you know, so I got my hands in it...and I would put it around front, kinda' rub your tummy a little bit with it, and then with my other hand I would start to massage your (BLANK)s, get your (BLANK)s really hard...'cuz I like that and you have really spectacular (BLANK)s...

"So anyway I'd be rubbing your big (BLANK)s and getting your (BLANK)s really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind...and then I would take the other hand with the falafel (sic) thing and I'd just put it on your (BLANK) but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business..."

http://www.salon.com/news/2004/10/13/o_reilly/index1.html



:evilgrin:

[libhill]

10. Oh, my goodness

such language, from an upstanding conservative - and I thought those guys were so big on "moralty" and "values". I'm shocked, shocked! Not.

[bvar22]

7. You just know that Franken...

...will be ripping on this tomorrow!!!
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[CTyankee]

37. Stephanie Miller played the tape

cancelling O'Reilly on her show this morning. Loud guffaws.

Nice. Really nice. Cancelled for lack of interest. Betcha he's pissed. He'll probably blame liberals, somehow.

[ailsagirl]

8. I'd love to hear his SPIN on this!!!!

Let's see-- how can he turn the blame around to be the Dems' fault?? :crazy:

:rofl: :nopity: :rofl:

[Pithy Cherub]

9. NEW SHOW: The OReilly No Sail Zone...

:rofl: No one with any smarts wanted to be trapped on a boat at sea with that lousy lying liar! :rofl:

[alittlelark]

12. OMG... That's great!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[sellitman]

23. They have a name for his boat.....The Titanic

:rofl:

[Blue Belle]

29. The Titanic...

couldn't withstand an iceberg... how do you expect it to withstand the collosal amount of bullshit that Bill O'Reilly leaves in his wake??

[kodi]

11. i can see it now, a 3 hour tour on the ss minnow with o'lielly

i was thinking about going, if only to throw the bum overboard to the sharks.

[K8-EEE]

13. HA HA HA!!!! Hey How About An Al Franken Cruise?

I'm in!

[Griffy]

14. and it would sell in a day! Tell AL someone..

what sweet irony if we fill the boat in a day or 2... LOL

I look forward to his last show someday!

[FizzFuzz]

18. OH Please make sure that cruise is when I'm on break!!!

oh PLEASE PLEASE

We're not permitted to take vacation when school is in session.

Oh PPLLEEEAASE, don't go without me!! I'd cry if I had to miss a cruise with Al Franken. Hope Randi could go too...

and as for ol' splotchy....
can I throw ya a nice loofah while you're dwowning? It'll float...for a little while.

Sweet Jesus, bill o'lielly makes me puke.

[K8-EEE]

30. Nah Throw Him A Falaffel If He Goes Overboard....

I would LOVE to go on a Franken cruise!!! Don't think he & Randi would be on the same boat though...from what she says they don't get along.

I got the feeling she resented all the Al Franken hype/promotion in the early days of AAR, as she was the one with the radio experience? Something like that. I love Al. I love his laugh, it really puts a smile on my face to hear him crack up, hopefully this story will give him ample cause to laugh. I think it's pretty funny!

God, stuck on a ship with Bill O'Reilly, arrrgh! A fate I wouldn't even wish on a Freeper.

[Rainscents]

15. OMG... This is too funny!!! I thought, he had millions fans in love with

him??? BWAAAHAAAHAAA!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Nothing Without Hope]

16. "Caribbean fantasy week with O’Reilly" - FANTASY? Try NIGHTMARE!!!

Geez, doesn't that sound like a nightmare plot to you- felafels, loofahs, lies, misc. obnoxiousness and all? You might even have to see him in a bathing suit!

Thanks for the smile.

[nadinbrzezinski]

17. My lord goodness gracious

O'reilly is truly in free fall

:-)

[Catfight]

19. Too bad, he could have used his gasbag mouth as a new source of fuel.

That should have given him enough wind to sail to Iraq where he and his sexist pedophile no-brainer losers could all disembark and fight the war they love so much.

[Vickers]

20. sweetjesusihatebilloreilly.com

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Aw man!

[dbt]

21. Hey, kids! Let's all have a SINGALONG!

It was midnight on the sea,
The band was playing 'Nearer My God To Thee'
Fare thee well, Titanic, Fare thee well.

[sellitman]

22. When you are on Oxycontin you are always on a cruise.

:sarcasm:

[tanyev]

24. If only we'd known.

Cost of cruise: $1100.

Bill O'Reilly stuck at sea for 8 days with 800 DUers? Priceless.

[MsTryska]

25. A Caribbean Fantasy Week with Bill O'Reilly?

is anyone else totally skeeved by the concept in the first place?


oh wait...apparently i'm not alone.

[XanaDUer]

27. A "fantasy" week complete with loofahs?

...

[MsTryska]

28. not loofahs.....the cruise will feature

all you can eat falafel.

[XanaDUer]

31. !

:rofl:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

36. Not if it involves keel-hauling the odious pipsqueak

[gatorboy]

26. Considering all of O'Reilly's talk

about donating to charities, the best they could come up with was the Thomas More Law Center for this cruise? I mean c'mon, Bill! Nothing for hungry kids?

Oh well, there goes my chance to finally play some Skee ball with Ann Coulter...

[stevedeshazer]

34. It's because of his fixation on hating the ACLU

You can bet, plus he takes a cut.

[splat@14]

33. Sounds like the cruise from hell....

Could you imagine being cooped up on a ship with O'Reilly and 799 devotees all parroting the same crap!

Maybe it included a stop at Gitmo to break the tension.

[gatorboy]

35. I can see that...

Nothing like urinating on a few Qurans in the name of freedom!

[rocktivity]

38. "...a Caribbean fantasy week with Bill O’Reilly..."

I'm seasick already.

:puke:
rocknation

[usregimechange]

39. The Lord works in mysterious ways.