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berni_mccoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-07-05 07:15 PM
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Close Your Eyes
And imagine you are George W. Bush and Tony Blair for 1 second (I know, I know, disgusting right..., but just try).

Ok, now left-wing nut-job reporter is asks you to verify the accuracy of the DSM.



Bush :"My comment was how do we do this peacefully...I went to the United Nations...Both of us didn't want to use our military...hardest thing to do as a President is comfort the families of a loved one... so we worked hard to figur out how to do this peacefully... World is better off..."

WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO SAY...?

Bizzaro-Bush: "Well, um, yes, they are accurate and today I've tendered my resignation, along with the resignations of my entire staff to congress. John Kerry, you can have the job!"

YEAH RIGHT
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Blue Belle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-07-05 07:35 PM
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1. Just like....
Edited on Tue Jun-07-05 07:37 PM by Blue Belle
If you were having "sexual relations" with your intern and some reporter asked you point blank about it...

What else do you say??

Did we really expect Bush to reply "yes, we absolutely lied."

On Edit: had to change the word "pint" to "point"... it being 5:30 and all, it must be a Freudian slip.

:beer:
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