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Alizaryn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-08-05 05:03 PM
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I SWEAR IF I HEAR THE PHRASE
"UP OR DOWN VOTE" one more time I am going to throw up. I actually counted Frist's last ranting and stopped counting at 30 for the times he used the phrase.

On his tombstone he needs to have this phrase carved: "Rest in Peace, God must of finally had his up or down vote."

..... had to get that off my chest, I feel better now.
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deadparrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-08-05 05:04 PM
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1. Hee, I knew you were gonna say
"up or down vote" before I even opened the message.

But I empathize completely. :crazy:
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-08-05 05:04 PM
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2. I so agree
Where did you have the stomach to count the number of times? That's a great epitaph. LOL
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-08-05 05:05 PM
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3. It makes me sick, too
Its just so hypocritical.
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-08-05 05:07 PM
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4. it's really a Bare Majority Vote
that's what we should repeat back to them and the listening audience.
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Jacobin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-08-05 05:09 PM
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5. Up Or Down Vote
:hi:

Made ya do it.
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stillcool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-08-05 05:14 PM
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6. This may help....
everytime i hear the phrase it reminds me of an old joke....
an elderly couple celebrating their anniversary went on a cruise. Everything was wonderful...they settled in, unpacked, dressed for dinner..dined at the captains table, danced..just perfect. When they were getting ready for bed.., the husband said to his wife..'up or down'. To his surprise, his wife pulled him into the lower bunk and screwed his brains out. The next day was just as glorious as could be, and after another evening of dining and dancing they returned to their cabin...and the same thing happened. The husband said to his wife..'up or down', and again she grabbed him and pulled him into bed and screwed his brains out! Well, the next day they went home. That night as they were getting ready for bed, the husband figured since it worked so well on the cruise he'd try it at home. He turned to his wife and said 'up or down'. She gave him a glazed look and said 'what ever are you talking about?' To which he replied 'on the cruise...getting ready for bed, and i asked you 'up or down'? 'Oh, my, his wife said...i had forgotten to bring along my hearing aid. i thought you were saying 'fuck or drown'.
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-08-05 05:14 PM
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7. upper down, upper down...
I agree.. It seems to have become, you know, nonsense syllables..
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donkeyotay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-08-05 05:29 PM
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8. If it makes you feel any better
I want one of those... you know...votes on impeachment.
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-08-05 05:33 PM
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9. He'll certainly get a down vote by Gawd
Waaaay down. Evil MF'er.
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