Letterman's Top 10 "Top Ten Ways Bush Can Regain His Popularity"

Ian David

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Fri Jun-10-05 07:42 AM
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Letterman's Top 10 "Top Ten Ways Bush Can Regain His Popularity"

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Letterman's Top 10 "Top Ten Ways Bush Can Regain His Popularity"

10. Dip into Social Security fund to give every American free HBO

9. Use diplomacy to bring peace to Brad, Jen and Angelina

8. Try fixing Iraq, creating some jobs, reducing the deficit and maybe capturing Osama.

7. Figure out a way for the Yankees to win a game

6. Replace his "Country Simpleton" persona with more lovable "Hillbilly Idiot" Image

5. Use Weekly Radio Address to give Americans a Van Halen two-fer

4. Get Saddam to switch to boxers

3. Ditch the Librarian and make Eva Longoria First Lady

2. Resign.

1. Jump on Oprah's couch while professing his love for Katie Holmes

More:
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2005/06/09.html

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Mark Williams

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Fri Jun-10-05 07:43 AM
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1. Video

Edited on Fri Jun-10-05 07:44 AM by Mark Williams

Video of Letterman's Top 10 - Ways Bush Can Regain His Popularity

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wakeme2008

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Fri Jun-10-05 07:47 AM
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4. You need to edit out the extra http :)

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Mark Williams

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Fri Jun-10-05 07:48 AM
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5. thank you (n/t)

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KlatooBNikto

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Fri Jun-10-05 07:45 AM
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2. -1.Take a long vacation.Milk some male horses.

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DarienComp

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Fri Jun-10-05 07:46 AM
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3. 2. Resign.

I like how that got the most sustained applause. Oh to see Georgie resign in disgrace...

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acmejack

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Fri Jun-10-05 07:50 AM
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6. 2 really is an excellent choice

Which can make us sure it won't be the one he opts for.

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Dawgs

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Fri Jun-10-05 07:51 AM
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7. It's beginning folks...

We have been crying for Bush to go for a long time now, and most people have generally ignored us, but the media attention on Bush's failures have been growing lately.

I know this was Letterman, but how often does he put two or three truthful remarks like this in his top ten?

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Ian David

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Fri Jun-10-05 07:59 AM
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8. This is why I like Letterman so much better than Leno n/t

Actually, it's also because Letterman is actually funny.

Hey, do you think George W. Bush would float?

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