Mary Carey to Rove: "I won't be wearing anything under my dress tonight!"

[snowbear]

Seriously.. That's what they just reported on Inside Politics.. (They also showed the black dress she'll be wearing, but said they can't go any further than that since they're a family show) :rofl:

[BlueEyedSon]

1. Family values alert!

I guess since he's not running for a third term he can fuck up his "base"

[oldtime dfl_er]

2. um...Im not sure I know what this thread means

but I think it would excite KKKarl more if Jeff Gannon wasn't wearing anything under his kilt.

http://www.cafepress.com/scarebaby/662042

[snowbear]

6. I don't know either.. That's what they just reported on Inside Politics!

Who knows what Mary Carey's motives are? :rofl:

She held a press conference to show off her black dress she'll wear at the fundraiser she paid $5000.00 to get into...

And had that specific message to KKKarl Rove.

:shrug:

[johnaries]

3. I hope Jeff doesn't get jealous! n/t

[MrScorpio]

4. Bad enough the repubs make whores out of the media...

They need to recruit real ones.

Maybe GWB can hire his brother, Neil as a special advisor on whores.

Anybody who can get theirs for free is a man to talk to.

[WillyT]

13. Hey !!! - Don't Go Insulting Whores By Calling Them Republicans !!!

:bounce::rofl::bounce:

BTW - MrScorpio, my B-Day is Nov 9th, how 'bout you?

:hi:

[MrScorpio]

14. Oct 27 - Teddy R.'s B-day

It's a great day to be a Scorpio

[WillyT]

16. Right On !!! - Barry White Is Definitely Scorpio Music, No ???

Love dat man!

:hi:

[Roland99]

5. And they're proud to be reporting it??

If Kerry had met with someone in the adult film industry it would have been Lewinsky 2.0!

[snowbear]

7. Actually, Suzanne Malveaux reported it...

And she was holding back laughing while she was reporting it..

[Roland99]

10. It's a joke to them? Turn the tables and make it DNC and they'll attack.

[Blue Belle]

45. Yeah... I bet no one has a problem when she says "Bush"...

But if Whoopie were there... hell hath no fury.

[wallwriter]

51. deleted

deleted by wallwriter. Thought better of it...

[underpants]

8. Are you sure that message wasn't for Lynn?

:rofl:

[snowbear]

18. good point there...

[Blue Belle]

9. Mary Carey to Rove: "I won't be wearing anything under my dress tonight!"

Note to Mary Carey: Neither will he.

[kikiek]

15. My first thought too!

[sakabatou]

32. Ew, but funny

[theboss]

11. I truly do love this country

God bless America.

[Zynx]

12. She got herself invited and is going to make a real scene. Excellent

I must go study some...video footage of her for...political science. :evilgrin:

[snowbear]

17. Big Eddie is really slamming the GOP's "values"

BIG TIME !!

Said that if Clinton had brought a porn star, Faux would have been all over it.

Wants to know why there's no statement from Falwell or Dobson..

:rofl:

[MaineDem]

49. So very true!

If this had been Clinton, man, we all know how the MSM would be all over it completely!

It goes without saying.

[quaoar]

19. But wil KKKarl know what to do

with a live woman, as opposed to the inflatable variety?

[Disturbed]

22. Another liar.

I was reading on DU that this guy who runs the Porn Films that is forwarding a $ contribution said that all of the "Actresses" in his films are naturally endowed. The one he is showing up with has implants. RWingers are such liars.

[Writer]

20. Ah. So the night of the gala, Ms. Carey will appear, ready for fun...

... with Karl "Overrated" Rove. Yet Karl will be upstaged, for Laura Bush will bring along a horse, ready for milking. Of course, it will be a male horse, as George will teach Ms. Carey how to milk it. So much excitement and titillation! But from the sky will descend Rick Sanitarium, Bible in hand, beseeching the evil yoking and yanking before him. A bead of sweat rolls down his cheek...

"... the horse... the horse... damn that's a fine looking horse," his lips whisper. "His mane looks so purdy... I think he needs a war-shing."

Salivating, his hair perfectly gelled and his suit Pennsylvania-slick, he whips out a bucket of soapy water and a soft sponge.

Everyone's mouths drop agape. Money flies into the coffers at the impressive sight of Sanitarium and the horse. Eventually, Karl, Ms. Carey, Laura, George, Ricky and the horse become a unified party, pushing for hard legislation, intense in their beliefs, gritting their teeth with Republican exasperation at their losing legislation. Money flows from the gala attendees like water on a hot summer day.

Ah, yes. A GOP gala to be remembered.

[ElectroPrincess]

21. We must send this to all the FUNDIES we know!

[snowbear]

23. Ed Schultz said on his show that Carey, a registered Independent...

..has a list of wackos she wants to have sex with, but that KKKarl tops the list..

:silly:

He provided the URL of the site he was reading her comments from, but I didn't jot it down.. :puke:

Maybe she'll get him drunk and slip him a few Viagra tonight? ;)

[Gay Green]

38. To prepare for the gala, Shrub and Sanitarium will be...

...busy cleaning their plumbing that afternoon. ;)

[bunny planet]

39. What about the pro-life guy who boffs his Georgia mule.

Will he be there?

[rniel]

24. Will she be bringing her STRAP-ON too!!

If not I don't think Karl Rove will be very interested.

[Carla in Ca]

30. AmericaBlog has the, uh, skinny on this

John Aravosis was at the press conference and the diary links to video including faux's Brian Wilson salivating all over her.

<http://americablog.blogspot.com/>

[Roland99]

47. Wow...the longer video she's pretty much fondling herself at first

And was that a reporter asking her to touch her boobs again?!?

[snowbear]

25. Karl thinks to himself.... which one should I leave with?

Darby Rove (the wife)

Or Miss Carey?

Come on Karl.. give in.. and get BUSTED!! :rofl:

[KingFlorez]

26. I didn't think a porn star could sink any lower

I guess Mary Carey has proved me wrong by going to this dinner.

[dave29]

27. Please forgive me

but there's only one Bush Karl is interested in.

[me b zola]

28. I understand now how this is part of their family values

This is part of the fundies attempt to turn gay man straight. Go get you some, kkkarl.

[snowbear]

29. LOL... maybe she'll start "fundies without undies" ??

Oh.. I'm losing it.. :dunce: :freak: :silly:

[SpiralHawk]

31. Fundies without Undies! Have you no sense of decency?

How is Jeff 'Hotmilitarystud4you' Gannon going to feel about your remark?

He could very well have hurt feelings that you are being so wittily cruel his affinity group. After all, Jeff the gay prostitute had 193 visits to the White House. Ms. Mary but one.

Have you got "issues" with fundies who shun undies? Perhaps you should seek out ministerial counseling on this "problem" of yours ?

Undies Uber Alles

Please show some compassionate conservativism. I beseech you.

Undies Uber Alles

[FourStarDemocrat]

36. or Anties (anti -choicers) without Panties?!

heh..

[ChiciB1]

33. I've Been Avoiding This Thread... But I'm Weak

My comment to those she is appealing to.

Let All Those Who Support Her, Stand Up & Show Your Members!!!

ZAP????

[snowbear]

40. LOL Chici ....

TooOOo funny!

So let's see. It's what.. 10:30 pm-ish there about now?

KKKarl's wife probably left early as a result of a tension headache. Mary's had few drinks and is feeling no pain ;)

Karl's had his eyes on her since she first walked in the door, but he's torn.

What to do... what to do... Let Mary give him a lap dance -- or call it an evening and race home to his Gannon-Guckert secret chat group?

Karlie baby has a dilemma..

[ChiciB1]

43. I Was SURE I Was Going To Get Deleted...

Guess I Was Wrong. I contemplated it for a while.

Sorry for the late reply... I had to leave "my addiction" (DU) early last night.

[meow2u3]

46. Guess the title of her next porno flick

Mine would be "Members Only" or "Deep Inside the GOP Fundraiser"

:rofl:

[Bravo411]

34. Finnaly a Republican Polatician going comando.

It's about time. It's probably the closest they'll ever get to the military. But then again, some might start claiming that her panties have gone AWOL.

[FourStarDemocrat]

35. How about we pretend to be fundies and write to Focus on the Family &...

others of their ilk to demand that James Dobson and co. denounce the Bush administration! }(

[ClassWarrior]

37. Tell 'em you're a "family values voter" - it's true.

This is a great idea.

NGU.

[four more wars]

41. I'm currently mailing this to every Fundie group I can find....

Hello there,

I have followed your cause with much celebration as you help to bring the word of our lord Jesus to families across America.

Up to this point I have alway supported President Bush due to his great moral leadership of our country, however, the fact that he has attended a fundraising dinner wih a celebrated pornography star 'Marey Carey' has left me feeling a little sick.

Was I wrong about Mr Bush and his beliefs all along?

Thankyou for your guidance in this matter.

[chaska]

42. Poor Karl, 55 years old and never been kissed. Do you think...

he'll survive MC?

[kentuck]

44. Has the religious right gone apeshit over this ??

Or have they been silent? Their silence is hypocrisy. Hypocrisy is a sin. We cant hear you!

[Roland99]

48. CNN: "Bush helps Republicans fill campaign chests"

Umm...shouldn't that be: "Bush helps Republicans feel donor's chest"?

:rofl:

[Obamarama]

50. I'm SOOOOOO relieved Bush restored decency to the White House...

NOT