Wish President Bush a Happy Birthday!!!

[heidiho]

My son's friend got this by e-mail today. Thought that all of you would like to take this opportunity to wish our fearles leader a Happy Birthday!!!

Dear Mr. *******,

You should have recently received a letter and birthday card asking you to help the Republican National Committee celebrate President Bush's birthday on July 6th.
If you have not had a chance to return your card wishing President Bush a Happy Birthday, you can add your name to the RNC's e-card. As one of our Party's strongest supporters, I know the President will be delighted to receive your warm thoughts and kind words on his birthday.

And if you can, I hope you will take this opportunity to commemorate President Bush's 59th birthday with a gift our entire Party can share. Your 2005 RNC membership renewal contribution of $50 or whatever you can afford -- $25, $40 or even $50 -- will help the RNC provide the resources needed to fully enact the President's agenda and keep our Party moving forward.

I look forward to adding your name to the RNC's Birthday e-card to President Bush. And thank you for your continued support of our President, Party and cause.

Best Wishes,


Ken Mehlman
RNC Chairman

P.S. In order for your name to be included on the RNC's birthday e-card to President Bush, I need to hear from you by June 30th . Please click here to sign President Bush's birthday card and make a secure online gift our entire Party can share. Thank you.

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Let's compose our birthday greetings here!

[FreedomAngel82]

1. His birthday is a couple days before mine?

Oy. :crazy:

[Ishoutandscream2]

31. My son turns 5 on July 6

Poor kid, having the same birthdate as the pos in the White House.

[heidiho]

2. Here Is My Wish . . .

Dear Cretin Bush,

I have received an e-mail asking me to send wishes for your birthday. The mere fact that you are having another birthday is just amazing . . .anyone who fried their brain on marijuana and cocaine for so many years, not to mention the years and years of binge drinking, should certainly celebrate that they are still alive.

Just think, in a mere matter of four and one-half years you have managed to screw up our world and our country probably more than any individual since Hitler or Stalin. Through your lies and deceit we now have over 1,700 young men and women dead in Iraq and hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilians dead based on your lies. Those "mass graves" you were so angry about are now filled with civilians that you have killed for nothing. Meanwhile, the children of privilege (like yourself who was allowed to go AWOL with no consequence) are able to go on with their lives while families are being torn apart by death - and let's not mention the tens of thousands, Americans and Iraqis, who will be mained for life because of your passion for going to war.

Everyone hates the U.S. We no longer stand for freedom and liberty - we stand for tyranny and lies.
You send prisoners to prison camps in faraway countries for life with no interrogation and representation - but I forget that you never cared about incarcerated people as evidenced by your treatment of prisoners in Texas while you wre governor (Old Fry 'Em George).

You are a disgrace to the sprit of Americans who have sacrificed and fought for this country. Your only accomplishment since you stole the office of the Presidency is to give tax cuts to the rich and cram your right-wing judges down the throats of Americans. Oh, and don't forget to review the Patriot Act so you can keep spying on "terrorists" at the library.

I hope your birthday SUCKS. I don't know how you sleep at night.

A Patriotic Citizen

[goclark]

24. My sentiments exactly -Yea!

[paula777]

33. This should be it's own thread. Beautiful!

[Erika]

3. Wonder how many lemmings will give to the corporate king?

not realizing he is selling out our country.

[DRoseDARs]

4. Send him pictures of cakes shaped like pretzels, bicycles, and Segways.

:party:
He gets plenty of birthday cash anyway.

[Catfight]

12. How about a cake that resembles a soldiers coffin? Let him eat that and

digest it. He seems to still have his appetite even after 1700 deaths and 300,000 Iraqi casualties. This world isn't better because Bush was born, it would be a lot better had he never been conceived.

[jillan]

5. Dear Resident

I hope you will enjoy spending your birthday getting settled back into the ranch in Crawford. Enjoy the time there before you are sent to Guatanomo.

[bunkerbuster1]

6. Dear Ken: Here's a three-dollar bill.

Think about that awhile, 'K?

[99Pancakes]

7. He's how old?

[shraby]

8. Send in monopoly money. n/t

[msongs]

9. how another visit from jeff gannon Mr. Mehlman?

all those closets are nearly full at the white house.

Msongs
www.msongs.com/political-shirts.htm

[knowbody0]

10. that's not his birthday

it's my daughter's 18th birthday.

[Ishoutandscream2]

32. And my son's fifth! I can't recognize that date as belonging to Bush

eom

[quaoar]

11. And make a contribution in Bush's name

to Amnesty International. :)

[chalky]

27. I'm liking this idea. A lovely card with the words:

"Dear Mr. President,
Happy Birthday! In lieu of a gift a donation has been made to the DNC, Amnesty International, and JohnConyers.com in your name.
Don't eat your cake too fast!

Hugs and kisses,
Chalky"

[paula777]

34. Or .. instead of cake this year, please eat pretzels

and choke on em you MF

[Massacure]

13. Deer presidunt Bush,

I am writing too you too wish you a happy birthday. I hope my favorite seneter, seneter Billy Frist bakes you a very very jiant birthday cake. Cake tastes really yummy! Dont you agree mr Presidunt? I also hope you have a really happy day by eating icecream for breakfast and staying up really really late and getting to do whatever you want to do on your birthday. I also hope you do a really good job at runing our great country. Educations are great for people and it is important to spend lots and lots of money on it. I think we need to spend more money though becuase my big brother cannot read or right. I study really hard though so I can read and right. Can you read and right presidunt Bush?

Sincerly,

Johny American

[quaoar]

14. ROTFLMAO

[Gay Green]

15. His 60TH birthday is in 2006.

How many wanna bet he'll celebrate it in DC (the roman numeral for 600)

:wow: OMG!!! :puke:

[NV Whino]

16. In the past

Planned Parenthood had a program that you could donate to them in honor of George Bush's birthday. They sent an acknowledgement to GW for every donation. There were THOUSANDS!

[BlueGlowGuardian]

18. Another Day

Birthdays are just another year towards your death, so celebrate Bush's!

By the way, I'm new to the forums, so I'm sorry to say I'll be acting like a newb for a while. :cry:

[tinfoilinfor2005]

20. Welcome, Newb!

We don't wish death to anyone here, but of course we know that you are just passing on the warmest of wishes and hoping that mr. prezdink will live a long life with tortured nightmares that find him waking up screaming in the night. And many more.

[NV Whino]

23. Welcome to DU!

You can't be that new, you've discoved the smilies.

:)

[newyawker99]

30. Hi BlueGlowGuardian!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Hippo_Tron]

17. We should donate to the DNC in Bush's name

If the Kerry campaign still existed I'd donate in Bush's name so that he could get one of those pictures thanking him for the contribution.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

19. "You load sixteen guns whadya get?

Another year older and a-deeper in debt,
St. Peter don't you call me cuz I can't go,
I owe my SOUL to the company store."

happy birthday you psychopathic, serial killer.

[stevedeshazer]

21. Happy Birthday, Commander Cuckoobananas

Enjoy your last birthday as a free man, cause things will be different next year.

[LiberalFighter]

22. I love doing those email cards

[Fleshdancer]

25. Happy Choke on Cake Day!

From DU. :evilgrin:

[AAARRRGGGHHH]

26. Dear *

Go F*ck yourself!

Love,
AAARRRGGGHHH

P.S. I really don't give a rat's a$$ that it's your birthday!

[zann725]

28. I'd say..."When hell freezes over." But in light of global warming...

that just might be his vision of The Rapture.

So how 'bout, "Best wishes at The Hague!"

[baron j]

29. To quote The Smiths song "Unhappy Birthday"

"...
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
because you're evil
and you lie
and if you should die
I may feel slightly sad
(but I won't cry)
..."

Well, I won't feel slightly sad, though.

[TroglodyteScholar]

35. Dear Mr. President:

Happy Day-The-World-Became-A-Much-Darker-Place.......