Bill Clinton beats the odds... AGAIN!

[wyldwolf]

If you believe the rightwing, Bill Clinton has raped, pillaged, and left a body count pages long. He has lied, cheated, committed numerous "high crimes and misdemeanors" and has gotten away with it all. He has suffered the humiliating distinction of impeachment only to be cleared of all charges and found the highest approval ratings of his presidency in the immediate aftermath.

Yes, to the rightwing, Bill Clinton really is slick. But they must also believe he has a superhuman penis that packs a reproductive punch of supernatural proportions. How else can you explain the latest "accusation" that his daughter Chelsea was a product of raping his wife, Hillary?

When I first heard the charge, I recalled hearing somewhere about how rare rape pregnancies were. So I researched it. How ironic it was that I found the statistics on a rightwing site! According to christianliferesources.com, there are no more than one or two pregnancies resultant from every 1,000 forcible rapes.

So Bill Clinton's reproductive prowess amazes us all as he supposedly accomplishes something that is a statistical rarity.

In a recent column, Joe Conason details how several rightwing blogs and columnists have blasted the latest "Hate Hillary" book by Ed Klein as "error-prone," "a smear job," and "sick."

Even the most partisan rank and file Republican has to be scratching his head at this latest attack on the Clintons.

[dogday]

1. That Shalt Not Bear False Witness Against Thy Neighbor

Take that, Christian Right, and stick it in your pipe and smoke it.

[jean]

2. "error-prone," "a smear job," and "sick" - don't forget sex obsessed

[RalphReedsWreckedEm]

3. He was the greatest President of the last 50 years

History is on his side. Bush will be the Warren Harding of recent times and Bill Clinton will be the FDR of recent times.

I hate to wait for history's certain verdict, but at least we can be assured of this absolute truth.

[Spinzonner]

4. You doubt the miraculous powers of the Clenis (tm) ?

[DoYouEverWonder]

5. These folks

really know how to hate. How chistian of them.

[CityDem]

6. No problem for the Big Dog

He ignores this type of crap and continues to show us what a real president looks like.

[cornermouse]

8. He also manages to look more christian than the so-called

christians.

[fob]

7. The "best" part? That in their zeal to drum up all his superhuman

feats of "criminal escapdes" that were investigated down to the mite on a gnat's ass, that their side is TOTALLY, UTTERLY INCOMPETENT! They say look how obviously slick Willie is, he's done this, that, AND the other thing and our guys have spent 10's of millions of dollars and in the end they got nothing. Well not nothing, they found the Clinton's innocent

[Jacobin]

9. Wait. He fucked his wife and had a child?

I'm missing what is wrong with that.

Who said he 'raped' his wife on the occasion when she conceived? Did Hillary say that? Were there witnesses to the fornication?

Do these people need something to do in their spare time? Like maybe deploying to Bush's War?