What do you most want to hear from Republicans?

[struggle4progress]

[jojo54]

1. I'm kind of torn between

stunned silence; I've enlisted. I'm off to Iraq; and finally, My whole family voted for Kerry.

Can I have all three? :bounce:

[struggle4progress]

2. Take as many as you like! eom

[jojo54]

3. Thanks, I will eom

[housewolf]

4. "I'm sorry. It was a terrible mistake. We were wrong"

Not that such a dream would ever come true....

[WhollyHeretic]

5. So this is what the inside of a wood chipper looks like...

[Carolab]

6. "Sorry." n/t

[orleans]

7. "God! Did I Fu*k Up!"

that's what i want to hear.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

8. guilty your honer

when asked "how do you plead?"

[Maat]

9. I voted for 'I'm off to Iraq!' Nice poll.

I'm going to see if my Avatar shows up. This ol' lady just tried out putting an Avatar up.

[The Animator]

10. Boy did we back the wrong horse... is it too late to change our minds?

Hey, I think there's something wrong with this Kool-aid.


Oh course there's always this scenario.

Bush: On I like that jacket, but Laura says I shouldn't where white after labour day... or should I. Try it on? Okay. You sure it goes on backwards like this? Hug myself... Okay. Well it looks good but it's a little snug in the crotch, with no room for stuffing... Heh.. I can't get this thing off. Guys can you give me a hand I can't get it off.. Guys?

Cheney: It's a straight Jacket you idiot!

Bush: Oh good. Ya know when I first saw all these leather straps and buckles I thought it was something, ya know, that them homos wear.

Cheney: *sigh* How did it come to this? We were this close to conquering the whole world... and we woulda gotten away with it too! If it weren't for you meddling DUers and that stupid talking Dog!

Rice: I am NOT a stupid talking dog you fat fucker!

Cheney: Oh my GOD! It's talking again! (clutches heart)

*somebody throws a bucket of water on Condi*

Rice: Iiiii'mmmm Meeeellltinggg! Wattaa World. Watta World!

Bolton: $!%^*?! &*^@%$ $^&^@! &T@$$ ^~~``!!

Rumsfeld: You'll never take me alive!

Military: Suit yourself...

Arnold: I'll be back.

California: No.. You won't

[Warren DeMontague]

11. "I've decided that my religion is my own damn business

and I no longer need to foist my view of reality onto everyone else. Good day."

[Crunchy Frog]

12. "I plead guilty on all charges Your Honor." n/t