A written letter from the chimp was just delivered to the Congress..

[Webster Green]

I'm watching the House of Representatives on C-Span.

A few minutes ago the House secretary delivered a written message from the war-chimp. They haven't read it yet, and they are still discussing ammendments to a UN bill.

I wonder how common it is for a letter from the pres to be delivered. They made a big deal of the delivery (stopped the proceedings on the floor)

I'm very curious as to what the chimp's message is.

[Debi]

1. Well.....

Have they said anything yet?

[havocmom]

2. "I'm very curious as to what the chimp's message is."

And if it was written in crayon.

[hobbit709]

Probably telling them

not to bother him with silly petitions.

[Stand and Fight]

3. Remeber January 6, 2005?

He wrote a letter to Congress that day. They did the same thing that day as well. We've never found out what was in that letter. Pray this turns out differently.

[Sanity Claws]

4. Chimp didn't write it

Rove probably did. I agree that it's interesting. Let us know if you find out what is in it.

[BlueEyedSon]

5. The letter is considered to be authentic, because it was written in

GWB's favorite color of crayon.

[tk2kewl]

7. you beat me to the crayon joke

:D

[LiberalEsto]

26. What COLOR crayon?

inquiring minds want to know..

[RalphReedsWreckedEm]

6. Deer Kongriss:

Deer Kongriss:

Yew bettir pas my bils or i am goeeng to get mad at yew and i will hate yew.

i will use my bombz to nuculur bomb yer houze and yew will get mad.

i hate yew if yew dont give me soshul sacuritee and also i want more warz to kill mor arabz.

your pal,

jorge dubulyew bush

[Debi]

16. P.S. where r my coookees and milk? it is nap tim! n/t

[orion9941]

20. ROTFL!!!

:rofl:

[Rude Horner]

24. You made me *snort* at work!!

ROFLMAO!!!:rofl:

[ewagner]

8. If I recall

the "letter from the President" is a formality that is observed with great reverence.....usually it's procedural or ceremonial in nature.

[joanski0]

Agreed. This is not unusual.

Don't wait for any important message. This happens all the time.

[Broken Acorn]

9. Are you sure it wasn't an Extch A Sketch drawing?

Writing a letter actually requires ones' brain to think.

[KnightoftheRepublic]

11. nope

I'm afraid an etch a sketch is too much for the poor man.

[tmooses]

10. Was it in Cheney's handwriting?

n/t

[Shoeempress]

12. Probably something important like, I'm going bike riding, anyone want

join me?

[DesEtoiles]

13. is it written in purple crayon, or finger paints?

[BlueEyedSon]

14. "Don't fly in small planes with Conyers."

[donsu]

22. kick

nt

[Broken Acorn]

15. Was it written on paper with the huge lines used by 1st Graders?

[Webster Green]

17. I hereby proclaim myself "Emporer for Life"....

Your services are no longer required. You can all go home!

[KnightoftheRepublic]

18. Caesar

A second Caesar, huh. DAMN him.

[Guckert]

19. "Remember, God chose me to rule the world, not you" George W. Bush.

[Broken Acorn]

21. Did any of you get Mary Carey's phone number Wed. night?

Laura is gone for the weekend and I'm fixing to do something fun.

[thereismore]

23. I'm sure it is

a response to Conyers' letter drafted by Rove back in 2001.

[BigBearJohn]

25. You're FIRED

Pick up your final check at HR. I'm taking over.

[berni_mccoy]

27. "Let Fascism Reign"