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Autopsy Finds Schiavo Was in Persistent Vegetative State
Autopsies ordered for Frist, DeLay.


Reasons Why Unemployment, Weak Hiring Not Necessarily Bad
1. Keeps wages down.
2. Keeps unions down.
3. Keeps everyone scared, obedient.
4. Great for military recruitment

Iraq Struggles to Draft New Constitution
White House struggles to dismantle old one.

MasterCard Says Security Breach
Exposed 40 Million to Fraud
Exhausted identity thieves say they're struggling to keep up with the work load

News Quiz....
Which one of the following steps is the Army not taking to offset continued recruiting shortfalls?
A ) Raising signing bonus to $20,000.
B ) Adding thousands more recruiters.
C ) Spending $200 million on upbeat TV ads.
D ) Sending sons and daughters of prominent Administration hawks to fight on front lines in Iraq.
E ) Lowering standards.
Hint: Seen any pictures of Jenna in uniform?