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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-22-05 02:38 AM
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John Bolton is so tough........
That he could single-handedly go to Iraq and put down the insurgency himself.

You Pansy lib'ruls just don't get it.

DON'T FEAR BOLTON!
FEAR THE 'STACHE!




I waste so much time doing dumb posts like this.
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DesEtoiles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-22-05 02:43 AM
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1. he's so tough...he eats IEDs for breakfast!
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shraby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-22-05 02:45 AM
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3. He's so tough he
can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
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John Q. Citizen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-22-05 02:44 AM
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2. John Bolton is so tough...
he could kick Jesus' ass and still get on the 700 club.

(Nice "stache" photo!)
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-22-05 02:46 AM
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4. With any luck, we'll find out how tough he is...
... spending a few years in a maximum security federal prison....
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-22-05 02:47 AM
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5. getting anally raped might weaken him a little
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-22-05 02:50 AM
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6. And, with a little more luck...
... he'll have his cellmate, George, to lean on in times of trial....
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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-22-05 03:17 AM
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7. He's so tough
Edited on Wed Jun-22-05 03:18 AM by China_cat
he can crush marshmallows in his BARE HANDS. Potato chips if he's wearing gloves.
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-22-05 03:53 AM
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8. He's so tough...
that he puts the "STD" in "militarystud".
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