Grassroots Efforts: Let's Draft Noelle Bush 2008

[zulchzulu]

I say we start a spoof grassroots effort for Jeb's wacky daughter, Noelle Bush. Let's set up grassroots table at summer events with literature that basically shows the Bush administraion cards.

Pro-PNAC - Show how it works and why you have no way to interfere with it.

Pro-Draft Avoidance - Say that there will definitely be a draft by 2008 and that those that are white, wealthy and a pussy should be able to avoid the service.

Pro-Fox News - Make Fox News the only and Official News of the United States.

Pro-Enforced Bible Study Classes - In order to file for taxes, you need to take a two-month Bible Study course with either Jimmy Swaggert, Pat Robertson or Jerry Falwell Christian Universities.

Pro-Televised Death Penalty - Since it's legal, it should be available as a license to watch death penalties on TV. This could also be co-branded with Per-Per-View or Fox News.

So many more issues that could be brought to bear, but getting Noelle on stage and just nod her head that she agrees with the policies...

[kitkat65]

1. I can't help but feel some compassion for her.

Just imagine growing up with Jeb as a father or even being involved with that whole family. It wouldn't suprise me if her drug problems stem from trying to drown out the conflict between conscience and familial loyalty. It just sad, really.