See below for gwb's Iraq "strategy". It's f***ing

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

optimism.

And, he also mentions that he "understands" the nature of the enemey.

I literally can't breathe when I read this sh**.

"They're trying to shake our will," he said. "And so, of course, we understand the nature of that enemy. We also understand that there is reason to be optimistic about what's taking place. We're optimistic that more and more Iraqi troops are becoming better trained to fight the terrorists. We're optimistic about the constitutional process.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/Story/0,2763,1514388,00.html

Thanks to LiviaOlivia for the link from LBN.
MKJ


edited to add :wtf:

[acmavm]

1. Do you really think the dumb f*** understands the meaning of the word

'optomistic'?

It's four syllables long for Pete's sake.

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

2. I would imagine when he says it

he does that slur thing

otimizzzm. MKJ

[KlatooBNikto]

3. I wonder if we can make a parody of TRIUMPH OF THE WILL,

Lina Wertmuller's classic propaganda film with our Fuehrer strutting on the stage like he promises to do on tuesday. It will, as the mastercard commercial says,be priceless.

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

5. I suggested on another thread, put a laugh track to his speech

Complete with hoots, applause and "wait for it" punchline howls.

I read an article that said Chevy Chase did something similar while in college during the Vietnam war. He apparently got in trouble for it.

He put a laugh track to a policy speech of LBJ's regarding Vietnam.

If I knew how to do it, I would.

MKJ

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

6. BTW, Wertmuller lived to be what 98 or something?

A triumph in the power of denial. MKJ

[NightOwwl]

4. He thinks about Iraq every day. Every single day.

He thinks about taking a piss every day, too. That should tell you something.