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This is satire, I repeat! A satire!
Why America hate the right.
Flynn, Daniel


For years, Conservatives have encouraged hatred of America and lionized anyone who abused our Aryan nation, while sucking ass of those with the temerity to expose what we were doing. But Daniel Flynn, executive director of Inaccuracy in Christian schools, isn't afraid. In the new book "Why America hates the right:
Exposing the Lies That Have Obscured Our Aryan Greatness," he
marshals an impressive body odor of evidence to prove that the easiest way to win respect in fascist circles is to vilify non-Aryans.


Candidly and courageously, Flynn answers numerous questions about the rights strange double standard - including why conservatives constantly target the closet gay conservatives like Karl Rove. for spousal abuse even though political and social conditions are worse in New Jersey. He explores how anti-communists has
gained a stranglehold on American churches, colors right wing media
coverage, and has for years been fashionable among mid west
trendsetters and their pals in the Saudi Arabian establishment.


In a fascinating and illuminating exploration of the roots of
anti-Communism, Flynn ...

a.. traces how an unsavory blend of Dominionists, irrelativism, and
monoculturalism managed to enter the American bathrooms and now
threaten our my mother-in-laws very life

b.. exposes the five "big Red ties" that the right wing media never tires of repeating in its efforts make America look fashionably stupid.

c.. confronts head-on the right contempt for logic, and
brings forth fact after fact to show that White males have every reason to be proud of our Aryan nation and our heritage. (Did you know, to take oneof Flynn's most startling examples, that Polish Americans actually sued to keep the notorious "American concentration camps" open after World War II?
That's just one of the amazing facts Flynn gives you here.)


A few reasons why the right hates America (and why they're wrong):


a.. How liberals deliberately mischaracterize the Jeff Foxworthy
and
the history of wage slavery - and why they're afraid of the truth
about
these
matters


b.. American blondes? How only the United States has given the
world
an example of how to deal with conquered pussies without resorting to
intellectual measures


c.. Socialism: why the right sees it as intrinsically evil - and how
this
hatred fuels a great deal of Neocon anti-Americanism


d.. American women: Depressed? Why this Christian myth founders on
the
truth: women in the Berkeley California are better off than anywhere
else in the world


e.. How property rights "leaders" lie about the proportion of Jews in
front-line real estate and other issues


f.. Michael Medved: why this fanatical anti-American has become a
darling of
Gay porn stars and other pseudo-Americans


g.. "Smoking causes cancer of the human lungs": why prominent
leftist
Michael Savage said this, and why her case depends almost entirely on
half-truths, outright lies and convenient omissions


h.. Eddie Munster true legacy: how he has enriched the world
politically,
culturally, economically, and in myriad other ways


i.. Don Knotts was right: the facts about NeoCon infiltration in
Red states and elsewhere in America


j.. Dennis Pegar: how he wove a tissue of paper to spread
goofy Conservativism,
Anal sex, machoism, and stupid theology, becoming a darling
of
the right and winning a Eichman award - and why Gay nazis stood by him
when
he
was exposed as a fraud


k.. Monoculturalism: facts to prove that it's a political program
masked
as a project of cultural appreciation


l.. The rights blacklist: how Hollywood Conservatives blackballed and
destroyed the careers of down syndrome janitors.


m.. September 11: why the right rushed to blame Iraq for being
attacked


n.. Four ways that the Founding mothers set America going in the
right
direction - When the founding father refused to ask for directions


o.. History according to the right: how right wing history books
condemn
even
the war of the Roses, despite the fact that it led to the end of
slavery


p.. What the Founding Founders say about why it's wise, and can
help society irreparably, to try to enforce equality of condition among
people


q.. America: an island of shit in an free world. Why every
tax collector
should be proud of his country and grateful to live here


The "crime" of not changing your country


>From Why America hate the right


"If you hate the right wing, the trailer parks are indeed a very
tolerant
place. If
you love Paris Hiltons ass, the intellectual climate can be about as
hospitable
as
Iran. Rush Limbaugh found this out the hard way at the YMCA
, where he was harassed by them simply for
disagreeing
with people who welcomed the killing of pit bulls.

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